Alternative Rugby Commentary - The Ten Commandments

ya def, i remember him loosing the rag at Jerry Flanerry calling Julian White an english c**t haha Brian Moore is quality

dont kick it run it....ya cos dan carter and andrew mertens used never kick....so you actually mean ur not allowed kick for the posts if ur from the northern hemisphere?? england won a world cup with a good boot ireland won a grand slam and SA are destroying ye in the tri nations at the mo with the great STEYN...so no i think we will kick

You do that. But please learn how to spell as well :)

HELLOOOOOOO I AM FROM AM-ER-ICA!! Do you speak ENGLISH????


I found this video to be HUMOROUS, do you know what that word means??? Your local game amuses me :)

Well done, your pidgin dialect almost translates directly to our language. However we use the language itself to communicate and punctuation to add particular emphasis to words and phrases. It would appear that rather than learn complicated grammatical syntax and sentence structure, your people have chosen to use strange primitive pictograms and capital letters. Do not worry, your opposable thumbs should be along shortly. That of course assuming any of you believe in evolution?

haha that is possibly the greatest rinsing of an American i have ever seen in any context!

A truly authoritative response, well said. I like your style Sir.

That made me laugh bro !
I notice he hasn't replied. Still probably deciphering your message.

Americans (N)

Well done. I honestly cannot say any more than that. It was perfect.
NFL (N)
AFL, NRL (Y)

Pure Shakespeare. Unfortunately we will never get to see the dumbfounded look once it is understood an hour or so after being read.