Jilted John by Jilted John (Gordon is a Moron)
#93-Top Rated(Today)-Music-United Kingdom.
Lyrics:
I've been going out with a girl,
Her name is Julie
But last night she said to me,
When we were w...
Jilted John by Jilted John (Gordon is a Moron) #93-Top Rated(Today)-Music-United Kingdom. Lyrics: I've been going out with a girl, Her name is Julie But last night she said to me, When we were watching telly
(This is what she said)
She said listen John, I love you But there's this bloke, I fancy I don't want to two time you, So it's the end for you and me
Who's this bloke I asked her Goooooordon, she replied Not THAT puff, I said dismayed Yes but he's no puff she cried
(He's more of a man than you'll ever be)
Here we go, two three four
I was so upset that I cried, All the way to the chip shop
When I came out there was Gordon, Standing at the bus stop
(And guess who was with him? Yeah, Julie, and they were both laughing at me)
Oh, she is cruel and heartless To pack me for Gordon Just cos he's better looking than me Just cos he's cool and trendy
But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron
Here we go, two three four
Oh she's a slag and he's a creep She's a tart, he's very cheap She is a slut, he thinks he's tough She is a bitch, he is a puff Yeah yeah, it's not fair Yeah yeah, it's not fair
(I'm so upset)
I'm so upset, I'm so upset, yeah yeah
(I ought to smash his face in.)
(Yeah, but he's bigger than me. In't he?)
(I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him. He'd flatten him)
(Yeah but Barry's a mate of Gordon's in'e?)
(Oh well, I don't care)
I don't care I don't care Cause she's a slag and he's a creep She's a tart, he's very cheap She is a slut, he thinks he's tough...... Graham Fellows first came to prominence as "Jilted John", a character who had a hit single in 1978 that was named after his own alter ego. The single was performed in the aggressive, minimalist style of the then-prevailing punk/New Wave style, but with poppier influences, somewhat akin to Buzzcocks. The novelty hit was most memorable for its biting lyrics, a first-person narrative of a bitter teenager named John whose girlfriend Julie had left him for another guy named Gordon, 'just 'cause he's better lookin' than me/just 'cause he's cool and trendy.'
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as good as any line of poetry in the English language
my dad always plays it on vinayl. it always gets stuck in my head :)
Great Video For it aswell, Veryy Funnyy :)
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