EWAN AND THINGY - (EPISODE 5 of 9) - PULLING OUT

" I meant you-an Mcgregor!"

what is everyone talking about?

I'll see if I can get some leathers and some shots of me on a bike for you. Why not? Who am I to judge?

hey is this ewan's natural voice or is he putting it on a bit?

Blah blah blah !, you must have to much time on your hands, well you are an ugly fucker ,so I guess you have . Instead of doing this shite !, why don't you get on a bike , ! If you have one at all ? and ride the fucker and film that , now that would be worth watching !. ozz

Yes I am and you sir take yourself far too seriously. If you're going to try trolling, the trick is to make it funny at the same time as insulting, but even more important than that you should make it legible. It's no good writing impenitrable drivel, with no punctuation and peppered with tourettes-like, expletive laden ejaculations. Do you carry a rock in a plastic bag and shout at traffic by any chance? I'm sure your mum did.

Best reply ever, class.

You hit the nail on the head , as most of the fuck wit's in hear are fucking clueless ,

No she is 31 an has a great pair ,slim and has had no kidds , so all in tack , and she only rids me ,not like your old slapper that works the docks for her fix , ! you fuck wit and my name is osborne not osbourne fuck wit again

Thanks for the spelling correction! You'd be great on Countdown - "an", "kidds", "rids" - all great words. Your young girly must have been attracted by your mastery of the English language AND your razor-sharp wit : ) She's a lucky girl. Must be very special : )