New Knock-Off Nigel Ad - Knock-Off Nigel in office

i dunno whats wrong with takin food from the fridge does that make me a crime-inal a criminal!

at least nigels working and not f@cking skiving and singing instead of working ..bloody time thieves...bet they all bought nock off porn of nigel on friday..and the guy in the purple clothes as a bing habbit..

knock off films rock..why pay £20 for a film from hmv when you can buy them for £1 off a chinese guy with a rucksack...who cares if you can see people going to the loo or the popcorn lady in the corner of the screen while your watching it...YES NIGE...

Also is it just me or does anyone else want to dropkick the purple guy in the teeth?

How can they compare downloading movies to theft its fucking laughable. DVDs and video games are extortionate nowadays. Fuck this piece of shit advert it doesn't play on my conscience for one nano-second.

Love it. LOL. Kept replaying it when it was on TV (sky) and it just makes me laugh so much.

arrrr!

nigel and proud!

A Porsche is a more frivolous luxury item, while pretty much anyone can enjoy entertainment and media consumption.  A lot of people may like to own a Porsche, but pretty much anyone views TV or film or listens to music, etc.

A Porsche also isn't composed of digital ones and zeros, and thus being infinitely reproducible.

Also, piracy =/= theft, I'd never buy at least two thirds of the things I download, if that wasn't an option.

The money doesn't go to the rich actors, it goes to the company who produced it, to the hard working people who moved for their jobs, lived out of cheap hotels and broke their backs to produce high quality entertainment. Actors are paid to appear and act. The people who are paid with the money that Piracy is stealing from work under them, so Piracy never affects the CEOs or Stars, just the people who, you know, need the fucking money from the sales as much as any other regular person.