Bill Hicks Perfectly Describes Rush Limbaugh

I believe the correct name for right wingers should be "Persevatives" because their basic objective is to maintain the status quo power structure and they do so by suckering ignorant poor people into thinking they give two shits about social issues when they're really just praying apon their ignorance. That and the the lower middle class suckers out there who think they're going to be rich big shots one day and want the spoils of class warfare when they "get to the top". unfortunetly it works.

I put conservative in quotes because I think that word has been hijacked and I'm taking it back. protecting the enviroment, paying taxes, ensuring the health of a society, and investing in education, and not dropping billions on WMD and militarizing outer space semm like pretty conservative actions to me, so I contend that liberals both believe in societal liberty hence "liberal" and conserving resources and the general well being of society hence "conservative".

the only problem with abortions is that America doesn't perform enough of them.
The only problem with evolution is that when people don't believe in it they tend not to evolve and are a drag on the rest of us. The only problem with Rush limbaugh is that he's still breathing, but in a way he's good because he comes out and says all the things that small minded biggots and self serving ignorant jerks think and exposes how black the hearts of "conservatives" really are.

piggly wiggly dick. lmao

Rush Limpballs is a racist right-wing piece of shit.

what and bill oreilly doesnt resort to personal attacks?

you fucking idiot i dont even think you know what communism is- besides the quick google search- fucking moron-you failure to fucking humanity,
this may be a sorry excuse for satire,
but your a sorry ass excuse for a human being you fucking dillydally slapper

This is probably what got Bill Hicks infected with the pancreatic cancer virus the CIA uses to eliminate its critics.

To some of the commentators here: yes, it's dirty, but Bill had a way of weaving these little "dark poems" in order to hammer home a larger point.

His bit about Dick Clark and John Davidson is one of my favorites.

dark poems...pfft.

Bill referred to these monologues as "dark poetry." I didn't make that up. He even says it in this video.