Internet helpdesk

LMFAO This is so true

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I've had my share of calls like this. But I don't think anyone comes close to one a coworker had. After his customer telling him repeatedly "the CD won't load", he finally found out they meant physically. Trying to insert CD vertically into a horizontal drive. I remember it well. He put them on hold and semi-shouted, "You! Out of the gene pool!" Glad I wasn't on a call or my customer would have heard it

i did tech support for a computer company. This is so accurate...and yet so sad lol

Sadly, this is very much true. Working for an ISP, I see this a lot. Then there's the people who think they know what they're doing, but don't, and ignore your instructions and do their own thing...then there's the plain rude customers who always think that they're right and make demands...

Dave

hahaha. That's a gem.

Dave

the IMac was specialy created for mums and dads, roflmao !

@TeamKilday
thing is: if ur customers weren´t idiots, u´d be out of work ...

It's not so much that they're idiots, it's that they don't *learn*. They'll have a problem, or make a mistake and call for assistance. They'll have the *exact* same problem 3 or 4 times and still not learn. And still call. After a while, it gets annoying. After 2 years on an Internet helpdesk, I still have (mostly) the patience of a saint.

Dave

my wife works for a internet help desk and it really is like this i know because she works from home and thats all i hear when she is working......screammiiinnngg!