Kinder Surprise - Disturbing 80s advert

Shoot it in the head, burn the remains toss the ashes in a sack, throw the sack in a steel suitcase, plaster a cross on the suitcase, tie down 2, 300 pound cinder blocks on the suitcases sides take the case to the deepest part of the ocean drop the case in the said ocean drive the boat away ass fast as humanly
possible to ensure that scary bastard for coming back.

Here's what he's saying:

Kinder. Gibbo Shakey. Me Unscrabbly. CHOKKADOOBIE! DUBBLY CHOKKADOOBIE! Upps Wobbo. *Gay Laughter* TOY!! Yodel Yamen Chocoscrub with multifubbswumen die! OHHHH...GRUBBLY! *Creepy eyebrow rais* Me screwbel now. Robel.


You Translate lol!!!!

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL ;D (geez what is wrong with meh eyes???? O.0)

Marketing Exec 1: "Your proposal is WHAT?"
Marketing Exec 2: "Our mascot will be a giant, gibbering egg creature made of human flesh that has a horrifying rape stare! We can have him fall to his death at the end of the commercial! The kids will love it!"
Exec 1: "Fair enough. Nothing wrong with that plan."

first class peodo

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!

@rach46773 unscrabbo chocodubby ofcourse!

wtf?! what was he even saying...

discusting face!

this will give me nightmares