Chuck Norris facts read by Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once had sex in a trailer. Some of the sperm got into the engine and that trailer is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

u serious?

Chuck Norris can sneeze with out blinking

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar instantly exploded because the amount of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

correction he died 14 seconds after d movie premier

uhhh no

bruce lee died 5 minutes after defeating chuk ( in a movie)

....and so can I.

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