Stepford Wives - trailer

For the first five hours of June 2, 1981, I gave a woman a hundred—yes, honestly—SCREAMING orgasms with her windows open and son, 10, across the hall, with only two doors between us. Three days later on the phone she wailed "All you do [in bed] is fuck!" We were no more.

I now live on a forested Asian mountainside, because the United States could not fit me in anywhere. I had to emigrate to avoid eating out of garbage cans.

Daily, I see that Americans still have not mastered English.