Tales Of Mere Existence / "Conversation" Tales Of Mere Existence

Me: Ah sweet I found it. Now you listen to me you fucking whore, this is one of the greatest films you will ever see, and if you don't watch it tonight I will fucking kill you in your goddamn sleep. Do you understand?

Grandma: Sure, that movie looks lovely.

This is so typical between couples nowadays...haha

Sometimes I feel sorry about the guys whom must handle our drama behaviour....hahaha...they are very good at that....

Anyway, funny video. So typical and so realistic!

For me it goes like this:

Me: You take too long
Him: Well what do you want
Me: Pick out something or I'm gonna get the cheeziest chick flick in the store.
Him *Picks out Alien vs Predator*
Me: Thank god, I could never sit through a chick flick either.

For me it goes like this:

Me: Hey bro, wanna come over to drink some natty ice and watch a sick vid?
Him: Well what do you have?
Me: Alien vs Predator
Him: Ah bro! AVP!
Then we totally fuck, that's why I always keep a copy of Alien vs Predator

Cool story bro.

Man, good thing I won't have to face problems like this anymore, since videostores are obsolete :P

" You don't love me anymore ! " xDD

wow...we should watch a video togehter...you totally picked my favorits XD and I like movies where everybody dies in the end XD XD XD

Me: "I don't like this movie"
Her: "Have you seen it?"
Me: "No"
Her: "Then how do you know if you like it or not?"
Me: "Is that Zach Braff on the cover?"
Her: "Yeah, so?"
Me: "I have never liked Zach Braff in anything"
Her: "Well maybe this is different"
Me: *pick up a random Arnold Schwarzenegger movie* "Do you like this movie?"
Her: "N-... I don't know..."
Me: "Then let's take it and find out"
Her: "Uggh!"
Me: "Exactly"

Nicely put, RedIV :DD Couldn't say better myself!

I'd just pick some Terminator or Aliens movie, no matter she likes it or not :P She should be happy that we watch TV together instead of having sex :PPPP

Women...[sigh]...you can NEVER satisfy them.