Four Yorkshiremen

haha - i cried with laughter. thanks

lol @ the limp herring - very monty python

"We had to go and live in a lake!" no one can deliver a line like that like Graham Chapman

We used to live, all 2,547 of us, on a dirty five pence piece, and we had to get up at half past 6 at night, clean the penny with our eyelashes, then we had to go to work 67 hours a day for two pence a year, and when we got home, our dad would throw acid in our faces.

ha, this is great, a cup of tea without milk or sugar, or tea =)

work 29 hrs a day? rofl

I had to get up in the morning 10:00 at night, half an hour before we went to bed. LOL

You ere damn lucky, my tale is so bad i cant repeat it here.

@FairAdvantage a STRING?! you lucky bitch. i had to live in a rotted peach, all 95 of us, pay 40 pounds to go to work, where i earned 2 cents a week, and when i got home, i was strapped to C4 and blown up

Pft. What were you, a prince? Lived in a peach did you? Well all two hundred of us lived in a dog's tooth cavity, and every day we had to go to work cleaning out a fat man's arse with our faces, and if we were lucky we got to eat the pus from his boils for a breakfast! Then we would have to pull each other over fields of broken glass uphill, both ways, to get back to our flea-ridden dog, and when we did it was just so we could be sodomized by an angry ape! An ape with warts! You had it easy.