Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman

At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight.

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[SBJification]

Mike Greenman is Reddit.

[foliefly]

Really? Is it also "gay?"

[15october91]

LOL

[HeartlessGorre]

nnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o

[ChelleEverett]

sat·ire

noun /ˈsaˌtīr/

satires, plural

The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues

[ChelleEverett]

Since 1988:

The Onion is an American news satire organization. It is an entertainment newspaper and a website featuring satirical articles (etc) It claims a national print circulation of 200,000 and says 90 percent of its web site readers are between 18 and 44 years old.[3][4] Since 2007, the organization publishes satirical news audio and video online, as the "Onion News Network".[5] Web traffic on theonion.com amounts to average of 7.5 million unique visitors per month. (from wikipedia)

[HeartlessGorre]

how does this have so many likes its clearly fake and gay

[MikhalisBramouell]

I died at "the Insecure Ugg Boots-Over-Jean Girl's Union"

[justaddingcomments]

Everything is going to be okay.

[Michelle Graziadei]

cause a youtube video cant be fake unless it swears 'along the bottom'

[Amer Alajmi]

I did say (: sorry at the end of what I said

[iLeetoa]

You're retarded.