FSM Expelled

Fuck you, it's the FSM, bitch! You're going to hell, right after we're done burning you alive at the stake, you heathen!

You little turd I hope you drown in bowl of soup. I hope you slip and fall on your sword. I hope you choke from an eye patch. I hope someone drops an anchor on you head, but we dont preach hate because Pinkies love other people ( except FSM scumbags).

Of course you preach hate, because only our God is merciful! Only FSM is kind! So your god is EVIL! LIKE THE REST OF THEM! BURN IN HELL! You will suffer all eternity in a lake of fire where headless creatures will prop your body with sharp objects. But we love you, and I will pray for you. Ramen!

@wowamonn How can something invisible be pink? Haha...Got you! There is only one true God! All hail His noodly appendage!

Listen you little Heathen its called FAITH, my mama told me its pink and her mama told her that and so on and so forth, THUS based on my mama's Infomation its PINK so suck a lemon and go eat your noodles, because I dont have time talk to pagans I am busy reading the book of Pinky the only TRUE scripture long live IPU!!!

You will simmer in His Divine Tangy Sauce for all eternity! Repent and bask in His beer volcanos and stripper factories! All you have to do is love Him, with or without parmesan (free will). I'll pray for you.