Ellen's Monologue About Her Animals Sleeping in Bed

my dogs always sleep with me
one sleeps on the corner of my pilloe and one at the end of the bed but they are always waking uo and waking me for attention

It is true when she says she can't move them because they are comfortable. I find myself trying to hold crazy positions around my cats.

And now i wanna know were Portia sleeps...

well sometimes i doggysit my cousin's dog and she is huge.and she takes my whole bed and i end up sleeping in her bed.

My Dalmatian actually takes the whole bed to herself & my Mom only has 1/4 of the bed & usually close to falling off it She also steals the whole blanket. I don't know how she does it but she pulls it off my Mom & rolls herself in it. Quite incredible if you ask me...

my cat does exactly the same, in the same places!

I love she's talking about animals and then says "Johnathan, sit"

I love how all her female cats have such butch names.

my cat sleeps on my face and the other bites my toes

hahha my cat does that!
she'll come up and sit right by my neck
but usually she just sleeps on the end of my moms bed