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Ellen's fruit monologue
"do i want organic fruit or do i want my kids to have an education?"
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"...and when I say pears, it's one. It's hard when you're ordering over the phone, lemme get four pears, is that four or is that eight, cuz a pair is two, no four pears, so eight? No four, one pear would be one, no one pair is two, what?"
gosh, I love Ellen <3
I died when i heard that. hahahaha, love her.
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