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JamesatWar
February 09, 2008

You know it's true. YouTubers love Gays, Asians, and kittens. And so do I! However, I'm not any of them...so I have to sing about them instead set to the tune of "If I Had $1,000,000" by Barenaked Ladies. It's all meant in good fun, and you can find the links of all referenced youtuber phenoms below, go check them out!

And yes, I know that the quality was a bit sub-par. Just pretend I'm a gay asian kitten, and that will make it OK. :)

Smosh:
http://www.youtube.com/user/smosh

sxephil:
http://www.youtube.com/user/sxephil

whatthebuckshow:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WHATTHEBU...

MRirian:
http://www.youtube.com/user/MRirian

itschriscrocker:
http://www.youtube.com/user/itschrisc...

kevjumba:
http://www.youtube.com/user/kevjumba

Lyrics:
If I were a gay asian kitten
(if I we're a gay asian kitten)
well, I'd dominate youtube
(I would dominate youtube)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
I'd make the front page of youtube
(Like all those clips of family guy)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
People would watch me and not know why
(but they probably watch you anyway)
If I were a gay asian kitten
You'd subscribe

If I were a gay asian kitten
(I'd be the most famous person you know)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(I wouldn't have to put effort into my videos)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(I could just wear eyeliner and throw a sheet over my head)
Yeah and just scream about some loser celebrity you'll never meet
Or you could like use your nicely manicured paws to play around on the keyboard
Oh, or you could just stare into the camera with your ginormous eyes and wave and flash peace signs like that asian magibon girl
(I don't think she's really asian)
Oh

If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
Well, I'd buy me a prius
(How very gay and trendy of you)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
Well I'd film myself drivin the prius
(but you'd crash cause you're a cat or you're asian)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
I'd get like 1000 subscribers a day
(yep, like chris crocker or kevjumba)
If I were a gay asian kitten
You'd subscribe

If I were a gay asian kitten
(My views and honors would be so high)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(I would have to deal with a straight white guy)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(I'd make my own webshow where I just talk about stuff)
Yeah like just talk about whatever's happening, but act like you're on speed while you're doing it
(You mean catnip.)
Yeah. And then people would leave you comments like "Gay", but it wouldn't be an isult cause you really would be gay!
(And I'll bet they'd also leave comments like "asian" and "kitten")
Yeah, probably!

If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
Well I'd make my own lolcats
(Oooh all those crazy misspelled words)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
My vids would get all the views
(Especially if the still has a picture of breasts)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
I wouldn't have to make these lame songs
(and this song is pretty lame)
If I were a gay asian kitten
You'd subscribe

If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
If I were a gay asian kitten
You would click

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gay !

FagtasticBrandi (1 day ago) Show Hide

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haha, you made my day!!!

Subcribed!

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favourite of yours

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you fuckin rule

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that magibon girl is so fuckin cute it makes me sick i actualy threw up watching her cuteness O.o

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Find any video that has a nice close up of her teeth and watch her cuteness dissapate faster than you can flash a peace sign.

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hahaahah!!!! brilliant! loved it. he's a really good singer too. why cant we have more people like him on tv. there's too much mediocrity on tv.

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how did u know :0

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