Achmed The Dead Terrorist Carols

Lyrics:
Dashing through the sand...
With a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty paln,for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through Checkpoint A,
but not through Checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military.
(It's not funny)
Ohh,Jingle Bombs. Jingle bombs.
Mine blew up,you see.
Where are all the virgins Bin Laden promised me?
Ohh,Jingle bombs Jingle bombs..
Your soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing I have left is this towel up on my head

I used to be a man,but every time I cough,
Thans to Uncle Sam,my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done,
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it might be safer to be a Convience Store Night Clerk.

Oh,Jingle bombs Jingle Bombs
I tihnk I got screwed,
Dont laugh at me becasue I'm dead,
OR I KIIILLLL YOUUUU....

I KILL YOU!
THANK YOU GUITAR GUY,
GO BACKSTAGE AND DO YOUR DRUGS NOW!

SILENCE! I KILL YOULOL

you racist basterd!! lol.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha lol this shit is funny as fuck

so sad, haha, he don't know he does drugs

wooo!!!

THIS IS THE BEST SONG THE SHOW

'dont laugh at me because im dead or i kill you' lol

this song should be a new chirstmus theme song lol