Chris Morris - Bishop Slips

the greatest of these is....tortoise

I never quite understood why there was such hysteria surrounding Dianas death. I was quite young at the time and remember being forced to feel sorrow for the loss. Even then i realised how full of shit the situation was and really couldnt give a fuck about her death. Do the royals encourage a nation to mourn every time someone dies...of course not, then why should the sentiment be returned.

"Lord of landmines, hear our prayer"

The British public's reaction to Diana's death was by-and-large completely nauseating; the entire country descending into a tear-stained wank-rally. Reaction to Jade Goody's later corpsification (amazingly) provoked almost the same response.

The "Christ's Cock and Balls" thing makes Morris sound like some kind of modern day de Sade. It's a pity he went on to make the utter crap that was "Nathan Barley".

The day they buried that silly bitch was the worst this country has ever seen. No football, all the shops closed, and nothing on TV but a fucking funeral.

HOLY SHIT! thats soul coughing in the background! chris morris likes soul coughing? it looks like he edited so the words are gone, so he can talk over the music.

Now people feel the need to throw flowers at any car which drives past slowly: It's really fucked with my kerb-crawling.

je serais la cet anne...je suis argentinian...le video est parfait!

We pray for those most closely affected by her death; among them, Trevor the Sheep.

I remember that day well, I was up early and heard it on the news as it happened, I was gutted, and then I went to Alton Towers YAY! good times...