Folgers Coffee commercial with "the switch"

"He's a monster before he has coffee in the morning." No doubt because the coffee relieves his constipation. Coffee goes right through your digestive system and gives you the shits. Coffee is better than prunes, Ex-Lax and Metamucil for cleaning out your colon. I once fasted for 3 days while shitting out every last ounce of feces I could squeeze. After drinking one cup of Folgers, I had explosive diarrhea 5 minutes later. Nothing cleans your colon out better than coffee, especially Folgers.

Remember when Chris Farley did a parody of this commercial on SNL? That was awesome!

If I was served instant coffee in an expensive restaurant like Brennan's I think I'd smack the waiter in the mouth, especially if he came over to the table and did the dramatic reveal.

lol like chris farley XD

thats the only coffee my dad will drink

"he's a monster before he has his coffee in the morning." .."just look at these bruises!"

lmao!!!

hah nice