Biblical Glasses

We hit some bumps along the way. But we are doing fine, now.

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[Jesusgospel]

The creation story in Genesis 2 was for Adam. God Created Adam then put him in the garden.

Then God Created more animals so that Adam would see it and know he was God. Just a little warning Be not decide GOD is not mocked, for whatsoever a man soeth that shall he also reap.

[hairyreasoner]

Genesis 1 and 2 clearly had different authors. This explains the contradictions.

It also points out, quite clearly, that God was, at best, just one of them.

There is no evidence at all in support of (and quite a pile to the contrary) the presupposition that He was even a co-author.

[tolleck]

Why

[hairyreasoner]

Why what?

[helgihg]

What? What do you mean, why what?

[hairyreasoner]

I mean How and Who.

Not to mention When?

[checkunderyourbed]

I love the dog, he's a good actor. Very good story, I love the bit about the dog eating the buffet, really clever. 5 stars!!!

[hellshade2]

had to watch this one again hairy. a classic video my friend :)

[Wes Smith]

LOL

[TheBackwoodLink]

Dave need to start one of dem dar in Mississippi.

[Katalyzt]

Perfectly done. ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[suvarenee]

This is hilarious!!! Thank you! :O)

[Karen Love]

You're dog is so cute and well behaved. He deserved all that pizza. <3

[BanjoMikeGregory]

As your Creation Science research and methodology is exactly equal to that of Mr. Ham, I couldn't decide to whom I should send the check. But, I was told that when Gramma died, she was cremated, and is now in Heaven with God. So I wrote out a check for $27,000 (USD) and cremated it. The check is now also in Heaven. God can decide who gets it- you or Ham. If you're BOTH wrong about the Earth being less than a million years old, nobody gets it.

[TheLiberalSoup]

I don't need bible glasses, im already blind

[EnergyOM]

Excellent!

[bustermk2]

Brilliant stuff. My cheque is in the mail and god willing you should receive it any day now.

[tnolte]

Luh-luh-LOVED it. Was laughing literally the entire time.