[Portal 2] All New Cave Johnson Lines (Perpetual Testing Initiative - DLC2)

Screamer at 9:10.

Cave's back, this time speaking to you from different dimensions and universes as you're floating through space in a testing satellite. As always, rest assured he's got everything under control.

These get played randomly as you enter custom test chambers. The voice actor is J. K. Simmons, who while he's been in tons of films and series is probably best known as JJ Jameson from Spiderman to most of you.


"PeTI is Ready!"
May 8, 2012 - The Portal 2 Team
The Perpetual Testing Initiative (PeTI) is live! Even though most of you will be getting your first sweet taste of test chamber construction today, a lucky few of you have already been beta testing for the last couple of months. An unfair head start? You bet. But it's thanks to this massive injustice that you have a ton of great test chambers to solve on launch day.

In fact, one of the beta testers made so many great maps that we've decided to award him the first ever Aperture Science Employee of the Moment Certificate for his provisional excellence in the field of test chamber construction. Congratulations, Mevious! Enjoy it while it lasts.


Those of you interested in checking out Mevious' terrific maps can get them all at once by subscribing to them at this collection page. Make sure to also Follow Mevious on his Workshop author page so you can keep track of what he makes in the future.

Remember, the next employee of the moment could be YOU! That's right: transient fame and fleeting fortune could be yours. Dethrone the tyrant Mevious! He's been on top for too long. He's getting soft, and you're hungry. Be like Rocky in all the Rocky movies. Except for Rocky I, where he lost (unless you're counting victories of the heart, which won't win you any awards from us). Or Rocky VI, where it was a show fight and didn't count. In fact, just focus on Rocky IV. The last half.

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[Robotgrandma]

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[nukertete]

11:00 that is creepy as fuck

[nukertete]

These lines aren't unused. They are randomly put into custom maps. I made one and the sentient cloud line was put in the beggining for no reason

[Robotgrandma]

Yes, yes I do.

[Alfred Raizu]

I...I'm completely lost...

[TigrisRex14]

You have too much time on your hands.

[Scribejay]

I wonder what the Bioshock Infinite universe Cave Johnson is like?

[Theguy493]

Sentient cloud?

[Steel Wolf]

For all wondering why it is unlisted

So am I

[Jake Marshall]

Really confusing to hear these played randomly

[Vanagandr Epitome]

Oh... My... God... THAT MAKES SO MUCH DAMN SENSE! He's been deformed by Aperture's experiments so much that he now views the world in sugarbowl land due to being mentally deformed. THIS MAKES SO MUCH DAMN SENSE!