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Published on Mar 6, 2012

Motherfucking Bike by Sons of Science
Get a motherfucking sticker: http://www.redbubble.com/people/mfbike
Support indie music - track & ringtones: http://sonsofscience.bandcamp.com/

Director: Sausage
Editor: Connor McDonald / Beast Editorial SF
Finish/FX: Eric Pascua / Beast Editorial
Color: Kevin Jardin / Beast Editrorial
Graphic Animation: Joe Macken / Allied Motion Packing Co.
Production/Mix: Hector Pérez, Music Orange SF

..and here are the lyrics, since some of you have asked:

Motherfucking Bike -- Sons of Science

I rise in the morning, and greet the day
pull out the bike and I'm on my way
The transportation shows I care
Every turn of the pedal - cleans the air
Greener than green, I'm saving the planet
just like my friends Daryl, Sean, Toby and Janet
no greenhouse gas, a tiny carbon footprint up your ass
I'm on a motherfucking bike

Sharing my aggression is what I do
Every day I'm riding the 'Tour de Fuck You'
Banging on hoods and kicking in fenders
a right-of-way-aholic on a permanent bender
Running red lights at the fat intersection
Cutout seat protects my erection
You like the bird, in my hand?
Take two from a motherfucking track stand on my bike
I'm on a motherfucking bike
I'm on a motherfucking bike

Skinny-ass pants, the 'stache is fat
the canvas kicks, the ear-flap hat
Got no gears so you best not dis me
yeah bitch, it's a motherfuckin fixie
Middle of the street is where you're gonna find me
a shitload of traffic backed up behind me
Critical Mass is a Facebook "like"
I'm on a motherfucking bike
I'm on a motherfucking bike
(horn and bell solo)

©2012 Sons of Science - all rights (and lefts) reserved
facebook.com/thesonsofscience

twitter: @sausagefilms



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  • dpriola

    This may be the greatest thing I've ever seen.

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  • idoru900

    Tour de Fuck You should be a real tour

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  • skipperay

    This is so cool! - also, check out IFHT's "I'm Faster Than You".

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  • Bryan Serrano

    AHAHAHHAHA

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  • CHROMIUSMAXlMUS

    It appears you cool bicyclists are riding in San Francisco? Beware of Asian drivers you could get crushed by a minivan packed with G00KS... Nice Vid

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  • Дмитрий Коваленко

    0:34 no need to thank :)

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  • racycle2

    0:30 a motherfucking chemtrail

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  • bagzybaker

    loving it ...... im a right twat on my bike riding thru town ......

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  • drflynn73

    I used to ride a motorcycle and it was great to filter through lines of cars and then zoom away. But now on my bicycle I can filter past lines of cars and then hold them up. So much better.

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  • Danny Lu

    shit that awesome 1:49

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  • The4LA2Baker0

    Everyone hates cars till they need an ambulance or fire truck.

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