Jealous alpha male monkey "attacks" man

This is at the cafe inside the Memphis Zoo. The manager of the cafe told me that the alpha male monkey noticed me the second I walked in the door and started going crazy, because, as the alpha male, he feels threatened by tall males. So she told me to go stand by the window and turn my back on him and that he would "attack" me...

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[patsyd80]

So fake. Can clearly see its a little guy in a suit.

[SElement91]

There's really nothing to say. You're idiocy speaks for itself. I'm not a "Mr.", nor do I work in a laboratory. I'm a primatologist, and you're an obnoxious troll.

[MrLurchy0069]

omg that guy is one of the most ignorant uneducated fools ive ever had the displeasure of having to read his nonsensical waffle!

[MrLurchy0069]

theres a big difference! for a start we are apes so surely by this statement that means your either a monkey or a Gibbon? and yes black and white people are apes you uneducated buffoon.

[Al3xX420]

It's not a monkey. It has no tail. It's an ape, like you. It's a gibbon right? The only genus of lesser apes. The great apes include orangutans, gorillas, chimpanzees, and humans.

[Chickenwings Kooks]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[Dean Cartwright]

I just got back from the Memphis zoo it was cool

[silverwarfare3100]

I adore how people make it into a big fucking deal like "you should go to jail" and"he will kick your scrawny ass"

[Okimar42]

BR? BR?

[Kittypoopchris]

Woahhhhh aha tht looks soooooooooooooooooo coooll

[Meghan Pendleton]

Those were some sweet flips! XD