John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs

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Ever wondered what "The Three Little Pigs" would sound like if it had been written with a more classic, robust command of the English language? John shows you in this very funny stand-up bit.

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[OKBfilms]

ONLY 3000 WORDS? *opens dictionary and reads*

[MyDadAteMyFrog]

My teacher showed is this at school and our entire 7th and 8th grade class was laughing our heads off! Can't wait to start Shakespeare!

[OKBfilms]

Thanks!

[4xdblack]

I like to try my best :)

Hope things get better for you.

[OKBfilms]

Oh wow, thank you! I have been having the worst day and you just made me laugh!

[4xdblack]

This comment has inspired me to upgrade my vocabulary!

"Aardvark" done.

[OKBfilms]

I understand. Thank you.

[zilvoxidgod]

I was being sarcastic, but I never assume people will get that, since it is text :P

[LindyWindy01]

This was... hilarious! My English teacher showed us this today, and I was laughing so much, that I fell out of my seat and laughed under my desk for a few seconds. She thought I was dying.

[Kelley Zimmerman]

my new favorite thing

[Silverwind592]

Squeeled 2.....................1

[kettlekat42]

Well this knots my knickers!