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Uploaded on Dec 26, 2011

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what the fuck, i wanted an iPhone
what the fuck, i wanted a car
fuck you mom, fuck you dad
the economy sucks but i should get what i want

so they got me an iPad 2
and $400
I wanted a strap and iPhone 4s
not no iPad 2 and $400

my parents are the worst mother fucking
parents in the world fuck you mom and dad
for not getting me an iPhone fuck you, FML
hashtag iphone

was i the only person who didn't get an iPad
i mean i got a car but that's a different story

I wanted the white white iPod instead of the black one

what the fuck, i wanted an iPhone
what the fuck, i wanted a car
fuck you mom, fuck you dad
my mom lost her job but i should get what i want

i must be the only person
the only person in the whole wide world
7 billion people and counting
and i'm the singularly unique person
who didn't get an iPhone
didn't get what i wanted
didn't get an iPad
fuck my mom and dad
there's simply no one else out there
who feels like me
no one in the world so unlucky and sad

what the fuck, i wanted an iPhone
what the fuck, i wanted a car
fuck you mom, fuck you dad
my dad's a jerk and i should get what i want

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  • KuriModzzz

    Am i the only one who does not want a iPhone?

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  • AtomicWandMassager

    As if I needed another reason to hate Apple enthusiasts.

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  • CMPUNKISTHEBEST4132

    Ur stupid

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  • chloeroberts2k

    I dont have an iphone ツ

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  • TheZombieKing

    Suddenly, Christopher Titus's idea of late term abortion sounds so tempting:

    watch?v=ttvt7SUAPfo&t=24m43s

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  • ZaraMamoon

    one girl got an iphone and smashed it because its all she got

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  • TwoEpicGuys

    This was stuck in my head at school.

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  • OfficialRekreant

    This video makes me smile; good work.

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  • Igor Taktashov

    :D :D :D

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  • 승민 ì „

    lol great song for apple lovers

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  • rachelmiriam36

    Ungrateful

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  • DoubleR2591

    This video gives me more reasons to despise Apple lovers

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