Uploaded on Feb 23, 2011
Edgar Allan Poe will periodically give sports updates about his favorite team: the New York Knicks.
"The Johnnies threw a party with mom and dad not around,
Queens Midtown ranked 23, the Knicks further down.
And as they watched the Redmen take poll position,
In their rear view came New Jersey, wheeling and dealing in transition.
Prokorov promised promises we've all heard before,
Yet black men haven't trusted Russians since Rocky IV,
Moving to Brooklyn and pairing Anthony with Dwight?
More like, moving the ball to Brook Lopez, and realizing he's white.
Sure we said goodbye to a few odds and ends,
But Chandler is only good with a strong cast of Friends,
And enough of the "Gallo is the next Dirk" sermon,
Didn't work out the last time Italians acted like Germans.
Tonight just a practice against a minor league team,
Though Toney Douglas just had the game of his dreams,
A red town made Dolan the Younger turn yellow,
Sorry SJU, mom and dad came back home with Carmelo"
Directed by William Cusick and TaraFawn Marek
Written and Starring Alex Pereira
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