ART THOUGHTZ: Damien Hirst

HAPPY NEW YEAR WWW, SORRY FOR MY ABSENCE, I HAD MY NOSE IN SOME OTHER PROJECTS, SPREADING MY NET LIKE THE ILLUMINATI. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING THO, "HENNESSY, U GOT MAD EXCUSES, U JUST LAZY." AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. OH WELL.

NOW I PRESENT TO YOU THE FIRST ART THOUGHTZ OF 2012, STARRING DAMIEN HIRST, BONO OF THE ART WORLD.

MAKE IT TREND #SHARKFACE

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[StopStaringAtMyBoobs]

"I sometimes feel that I have nothing to say and I want to communicate this."

~ Damien Hirst

[itsthearistocrat]

I can confirm that twat is the right choice of word.

[Emmanuel Laflamme]

All artists are equal, but some are more equal than others.

[julieatt]

fucking hilarious

[Valargul]

lots of artists that we revere now went where the money was. in the olden days they were prancing around in royal atmospheres with rulers as patrons. I wonder how mankind will react to Hirst's works in a 100 years or so - does it still matter that Hirst was either a 'twat' or an honoust simpleton (other options being out of the question)? the only valid critique here is that art's popularity too often has to do with publicity (in this case, pretty bad publicity - I friggin' can't stand Bono).

[Maximilien Robespierre]

Best commentary ever.

[MatthewKeehan]

LOL @ reference to The Cell. I thought I was the only one that thought of Hirst for that scene.

[ThatNinjaBLAQ]

Haha this is hailrious

[pystrawberry]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[vonton22]

Love this...analytical, incisive, and decisive humor. Please do continue. Subscriber right now.

[rei0]

perfect storm of banality. perf