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Published on Sep 11, 2012

Demetri Martin knows how to make smoking look less cool.

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  • DuhEnlightenedOne

    DuhEnlightenedOne 4 months ago

    you mean segue? Or were you expecting a comedian to deliver each joke while standing on a Segway?

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  • MauroARG9

    MauroARG9 5 months ago

    That's his style...If you watched his show, you would understand.

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  • waraidako

    waraidako 2 days ago

    Apology accepted. ;D

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    xXRedTokyoXx 2 days ago

    Wait a minute. YouTube was showing that message replying to the first guy. I thought you were going against the segue guy. This is awkward...

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    waraidako 2 days ago

    No! It's fucking spelled segue! Calling someone a "pretentious fuck" when they're 100% right is fucking stupid.

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  • xXRedTokyoXx

    xXRedTokyoXx 2 days ago

    Fuck you, he's retarded and doesn't understand his style. Get lost

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    waraidako 5 days ago

    Fuck you, he's right.

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    numerobofis 1 week ago

    Pretentious fuck.

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  • Henrique Oliveira

    Henrique Oliveira 1 week ago

    Is there a whole video of this stand up?

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  • Tom Tenant

    Tom Tenant 1 week ago

    mitch hedbergs tap dance joke is if you could understand morse code a tap dancer would drive you crazy... this is not a stolen joke at all... they both have the same technique dry one liners? but they don't use the same jokes... unlike dane cook stealing everyones jokes

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  • jonasharris07

    jonasharris07 2 weeks ago

    The tap dancer joke is Mitch's

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  • Ezman200

    Ezman200 2 weeks ago

    Both of them think the same.

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