Skyrim Theme Song Misheard Lyrics 2

Although I did come up with about half of them, I DID NOT come up with all of these lyrics, but it is debatable as to who thought them up so I'm just going to say I did not create them all and leave it at that.

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
Not a single sardine
Klondike
Oh cool
Let me mark this spot
That is one fat guard
This is a stinky sock
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
Buy me a new car

Theres a rule
Tin foil
Gargoyle
That foods spoiled
He has a massive boil
We are

If I lay low
Wait we may need those shoes
Fork
Assembling line in front drive
This will be as sick and as dry
We say no chocolate so if you eat you die

Theres a sword for the lord
F******g cool
Oh my gosh
Me gusta
Those potatoes are good
Cause those side mangoes tingle my heart
Doritos
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
Not a single sardine
Klondike
Oh cool
Let me mark this spot
That is one fat guard
This is a stinky sock
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
Buy me a new car

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[Felix Hasal]

My version:

Dovahkiin! Dovahkiin!

Not a single sardine!

Wield a knife! Very cool!

And i broought a Sprite!

[TheSicGamer]

I was actually thinking about making a second set of serious lyrics...

Dovahkiin

Dovahkiin

Who will save skyrim

With a knife and a bow will you guard this heart

May the college of the of the bards immortalixe you in song

Alduin

Alduin

Will burn in fire!

[TheUltimateWolf454]

The real one begins like this- Dragonborn, Dragonborn, By his honor he's sworn!

I don't remember much, but it's from the guidebook.

[TheSicGamer]

Dragonborn, Dragonborn, by his honor is sworn,

To keep evil forever at bay!

And the fiercest foes rout when they hear triumph's shout,

Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray!

[matheus8073]

2:26

Thats not your heart is a daedra heart!

[TheSicGamer]

150 people can now watch YouTube videos 10% longer before becoming tired.

[TheSicGamer]

I'm the daedric prince of Youtube videos. Like my video to earn my blessing.

[Sharkseatfish1]

At least the first one made sense for the game this one...is hilarious

[TheLottoungen]

at 2:10 i hear, Praise us all,Praise the lord fucking cool oh my god

[JeppoGaming]

''We say no chocolate,So if you, You Die!

[lolmaker2312]

mah vers: BUTT THERE IS ONE LEAF HERE IN THEIR TOUNGE, HE IS POO-FUCKING DRAGONBALLS! MUSTARD JAR!!!! HE'S THE LOOORD FUCKING COOOOL OH MAH GAWD ME GUSTAAA (LOL) HE'S NOT GAAY (YA) HE'S OUR GOOO-OOOOOD!!! WATCH MY TIE, RECTAL STAPLE MY ARSE TO THE FLOOR DRAGON DICKS DRAGON DICKS DRAGON DICKS FOR YOUR MOUTH WHAT A LIFE WHO ARE YOU WHAA-AA-AATS UP? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE HEARD OR WAS SOMETHING LIKE THAT LICK MY "TING" MARTIN OH MAA-AAH GAWD! MARTIN MARTIN MARTIN YAHH! MARTIN MARTIN MARTIN YAHH!

[mendozaj881]

I know im late man but ur welcome thanks for the laughs! :D

[FlatlandsSurvivor]

time to start making part 3.... reply with NEW suggestions.

[c reiber]

TROLLAHKIIN

TROLLAHKIIN

IM DRUNK AT THE BAR.........Wait What

Go home Mr. Trollstein. Your drunk