Jake "virt" Kaufman

Plank you for this great honor.

Good artists borrow, great ones steal. Or at least, that's what I tell myself so I can sleep at night.

You should hear what I do to poor old J.S. Bach.

Gonna see if I can't get this linked officially on the WayForward fan-art site. Totally excellent job, even with the stems it's still a complex piece to transcribe by ear, and you rocked it hard. I love all of your other FT covers, too, especially the SoR2 ones (one of the best soundtracks ever!)

This is the best thing anyone has ever done with my music. If we ever meet I owe you a hug, your hands can go wherever they like.

Guess we're going to have to collaborate, then. That settles it.

To Kris: "You see that? He's coming for me!" Her: "FUUUUUCK"

@freejaytea Wait a minute, you're Jeroen Tel. Now I feel like an idiot, haha... that puts it all in perspective. It's me, virt, haven't seen you since 2007 at Blip Festival. I miss you, man, hope everything's going well.

And, if we can get WAVE of all people listening to my wife's radio show, we...

One of my friends just linked to this comment, saying "your end draws nigh, evildoer!!!" If I ever did anything to offend you (long ago, perhaps? I was once a teenager), I apologize. I promise I'm not a jerk, though I am sometimes clumsy or stupid. Maybe a partial jerk, if I have a stomach ache....

Hey, someone just linked me here, I made this song .. the complete official soundtrack will be going live in a matter of hours, and I'll reply to this post when it happens. So if you want it for iTunes, grab it at full quality (for free!) from Ubiktune.org in a little while. :)

(this doesn't me...

Oh, jeez, seriously? More like: I arbitrarily selected a funny-sounding category for it, since it was originally unlisted (shared only with my friends) and wouldn't have shown up in any category listings. I forgot to change it when I made the video public. But since you've convinced me that I'm a...

Even with the video at this size, he shunned me for like 2 days afterwards. I'm not gonna press my luck, Nugget is pretty emo.

Yo! My friend showed me this, since I wrote the music in this game. Sorry it was so frustrating, but think of it this way: you turned that frustration into a HILARIOUS and insightful review! I love the ending especially. You say you're just a kid, but I enjoy this way more than some old boring "S...

@RisibleGirl Wow, he really does. It's also amazing to watch videos of beagles or pugs, because it's so obvious which parts of a puggle come from which side of the family. ...Mostly the loud, impatient par%bzcvmnxVNCXBVdude give me back my keyboaW@^nvcxmbmHI, I AM NUGGET. I WOULD LIKE CHICKEN O...

Peach!

A certain person who is not Way Backwards showed this to me.. and as the guy who wrote the original song, here's confirmation that you nailed it, and a sweaty man hug for doing so. Made my day.

If you're the same Peach from VGMusic.. I've enjoyed your N64 recreations for the past decade o...

Oh snap, that's me!

I was telling someone I kind of resemble Max Rebo (the blue elephant guy who plays in Jabba's Palace) because of how my fat fingers flop all over the place. I mean, I could do worse.

jesus tapdancing christ, tony. how??

Hah, you want castlevania-ish, check out DRACULA MAN X2 ALPHA TURBO (which combines castlevania with megaman x) -- it will be on the upcoming album, and is out there for free if you google around.

(btw: saying "sounds like castlevania" gets you kicked out of the kwakfest chatroom, so I intention...

Time after time he rescues the Princess, and time after time Her Ungrateful Highness fails to thank him properly.

Dude's just getting it out of his system.