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Ask Palpatine 1
by mrhogg 17,805 views
I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.
If you ask me a question, I will answer it, because I want you to get to know me. I'm really a good guy. -
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Ask Palpatine - "Death Star Design Flaws"
by mrhogg 78,114 views
In this episode I answer the question "Why did you build a flaw into the Death Stars?"
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Ask Palpatine 3 - Jedi Romance Tips
by mrhogg 11,172 views
This time I answer the age-old question "Are there any Jedi tricks to sway the ladies?"
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Ask Palpatine 4 - Thermite Lollipops
by mrhogg 11,561 views
I answer two questions this week, because the first one honked me off. I mean, seriously, why does everybody keep asking if I have nuclear weapons?
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Is Tom Cruise a Sith Lord? - Ask Palpatine #5
by mrhogg 35,325 views
I need to quash all the rumors, and clear this up once-and-for-all: Tom Cruise may be a whacko Scientologist, but he is NOT a Sith Lord.
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Ask Palpatine 6 - Killing Darth Plaguis
by mrhogg 53,615 views
This time I answer the question "Why did you kill your master, Darth Plaguis, in his sleep rather than facing him like a man?"
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Ask Palpatine 7 - Cooking Ewoks
by mrhogg 17,069 views
How does Palpatine like his Ewoks prepared? This question, and FIVE MORE, are answered in this very special -- and very awesome -- episode!
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How does Darth Vader use the bathroom?
by mrhogg 17,392 views
The answer to this question is fascinating. Seriously. You'll be surprised.
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Ask Palpatine 9 - Nine Questions
by mrhogg 9,500 views
This week, Palpatine answers NINE questions. Because he loves you that much.
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Stephen Colbert interviews Emperor Palpatine!
by mrhogg 28,852 views
From the Colbert Report! And Ask Palpatine!
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Ask Palpatine 11 - Cloning a Sith Army?
by mrhogg 21,142 views
This week, the question is: "Why did you make your clone army using a bounty hunter, instead of a Sith?"
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Ask Palpatine 12: Reading Your Mind
by mrhogg 7,122 views
In this episode, I answer the question: If I can read your mind, why do I need you to send in your e-mail?
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Ask Palpatine 15: The Sex Lives of Emperors
by mrhogg 10,151 views
Two questions:
Have u ever had sex?
Do you have any illegitimate sithlings running around? -
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Ask Palpatine: The Long Con
by mrhogg 7,708 views
Two questions this week: "Why did you tell Anakin Skywalker that you could save the ones he loved?" and "Does it bother you when people make fun of you?"
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Ask Palpatine 17 - Interview with Jason Calacanis
by mrhogg 8,242 views
In this very special episode, the Emperor sits down with fellow Sith dark master Jason Calacanis, founder of the people-powered search engine Mahalo.
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Ask Palpatine 18: How Can I Answer Your Questions?
by mrhogg 3,452 views
How can I answer all of your questions if I'm way in your past?
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Ask Palpatine 19: George Lucas is ruining my life
by mrhogg 6,416 views
Why do Stormtroopers suck? And why do they only suck sometimes?
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Ask Palpatine 20: My Lightsabre.
by mrhogg 19,603 views
This episode's question is: "What happened to your lightsabre?"
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Ask Palpatine 23: Killing Jar-Jar Binks
by mrhogg 14,411 views
Since you're so powerful, why haven't you killed Jar-Jar Binks?
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Ask Palpatine 24: Jedi Toss
by mrhogg 3,489 views
What's your favorite non-sex sport? Also, I sing an ENTIRE song!
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Ask Palpatine 25: Design a Better Vader!
by mrhogg 6,850 views
Why don't I rebuild Darth Vader to make him look cooler? Because you have to design him first, for our first ever contest! With Prizes!
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Ask Palpatine 27: Review of Clone Wars: The Movie
by mrhogg 7,070 views
Instead of a question, this week me and my special guest Darth Dracus review the new "Clone Wars" movie.
Also, Dracus tries, but fails, to be very much intimidating. -
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Ask Palpatine 28: National Anthems
by mrhogg 3,163 views
Are there any planetary or country national anthems in your galaxy?
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Ask Palpatine 26: Fast-Moving Death Star
by mrhogg 4,929 views
Do I have any funny Death Star anecdotes? And how fast can the Death Star go?
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Ask Palpatine 29: Amazing Grace
by mrhogg 3,176 views
This week I answer several of your questions. Plus, the Sith Choir!
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Ask Palpatine 30: Good Times With Weapons
by mrhogg 6,186 views
This is a bit of video from a wrap-party we had after we finished filming the pieces with Cuddles, Snuggles, and Dracus.
It's tragic, to see such a promising young Sith stolen from us in his prime. -
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Ask Palpatine 31: Win! Win! Win!
by mrhogg 3,632 views
This is just a reminder that the "Design a Better Vader" contest closes on August 31, so you've only got a few days to submit your designs to http://forum.askpalpatine.com/, for the chance to win the new Star Wars game "The Force Unleashed!"
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Ask Palpatine 32: Dracus Remembered
by mrhogg 5,899 views
This week we look back at the too-short life of Darth Dracus. I'm going to miss that little guy.
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Ask Palpatine 38: Clone Trooper Happy Meal
by mrhogg 6,200 views
If I'm using Clone Troopers for hot dogs, why not turn them into an entire meal?
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Ask Palpatine 37: Fun Times on Hoth
by mrhogg 5,465 views
After a significant wait, Palpatine brings you 3 questions in a single episode!
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Ask Palpatine 36: Sith Holidays?
by mrhogg 7,171 views
Do you celebrate normal holidays, or special Sith holidays?
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Ask Palpatine 35: How Hot Dogs are Made
by mrhogg 4,506 views
Have you ever wondered how hot dogs are made? Palpatine tells you!
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Ask Palpatine 34: The REAL Rebel Threat
by mrhogg 6,487 views
Palpatine talks to Vader about the REAL reason the Empire is fighting the Rebels, and what the TRUE cost of their campaign of terror is.
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Ask Palpatine: A Better Vader: Designed!
by mrhogg 4,544 views
We're proud to announce the winners of the first Ask Palpatine contest: Design a Better Vader.
Man, these designs were awesome. -
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Ask Palpatine 33: YMCA
by mrhogg 3,813 views
This week I answer THREE questions. Hold on to your bantha, it's going to be a heck of a ride!
