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I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.
If you ask me a question, I will answer it, because I want you to get to know me. I'm really a good guy.
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In this episode I answer the question "Why did you build a flaw into the Death Stars?"
by mrhogg 11,172 views
This time I answer the age-old question "Are there any Jedi tricks to sway the ladies?"
The answer is yes.
by mrhogg 11,561 views
I answer two questions this week, because the first one honked me off. I mean, seriously, why does everybody keep asking if I have nuclear weapons?
by mrhogg 35,325 views
I need to quash all the rumors, and clear this up once-and-for-all: Tom Cruise may be a whacko Scientologist, but he is NOT a Sith Lord.
by mrhogg 53,615 views
This time I answer the question "Why did you kill your master, Darth Plaguis, in his sleep rather than facing him like a man?"
by mrhogg 17,069 views
How does Palpatine like his Ewoks prepared? This question, and FIVE MORE, are answered in this very special -- and very awesome -- episode!
by mrhogg 17,392 views
The answer to this question is fascinating. Seriously. You'll be surprised.
by mrhogg 9,500 views
This week, Palpatine answers NINE questions. Because he loves you that much.
by mrhogg 28,852 views
From the Colbert Report! And Ask Palpatine!
by mrhogg 21,142 views
This week, the question is: "Why did you make your clone army using a bounty hunter, instead of a Sith?"
by mrhogg 7,122 views
In this episode, I answer the question: If I can read your mind, why do I need you to send in your e-mail?
by mrhogg 8,106 views
Can you use the force to time travel?
by mrhogg 49,227 views
How do I find time to make this show?
by mrhogg 10,151 views
Have u ever had sex?
Do you have any illegitimate sithlings running around?
by mrhogg 7,708 views
Two questions this week: "Why did you tell Anakin Skywalker that you could save the ones he loved?" and "Does it bother you when people make fun of you?"
by mrhogg 8,242 views
In this very special episode, the Emperor sits down with fellow Sith dark master Jason Calacanis, founder of the people-powered search engine Mahalo.
by mrhogg 3,452 views
How can I answer all of your questions if I'm way in your past?
by mrhogg 6,416 views
Why do Stormtroopers suck? And why do they only suck sometimes?
by mrhogg 19,603 views
This episode's question is: "What happened to your lightsabre?"
by mrhogg 14,411 views
Since you're so powerful, why haven't you killed Jar-Jar Binks?
by mrhogg 3,489 views
What's your favorite non-sex sport? Also, I sing an ENTIRE song!
by mrhogg 6,850 views
Why don't I rebuild Darth Vader to make him look cooler? Because you have to design him first, for our first ever contest! With Prizes!
by mrhogg 7,070 views
Instead of a question, this week me and my special guest Darth Dracus review the new "Clone Wars" movie.
Also, Dracus tries, but fails, to be very much intimidating.
by mrhogg 3,163 views
Are there any planetary or country national anthems in your galaxy?
by mrhogg 4,929 views
Do I have any funny Death Star anecdotes? And how fast can the Death Star go?
by mrhogg 3,176 views
This week I answer several of your questions. Plus, the Sith Choir!
by mrhogg 6,186 views
This is a bit of video from a wrap-party we had after we finished filming the pieces with Cuddles, Snuggles, and Dracus.
It's tragic, to see such a promising young Sith stolen from us in his prime.
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This is just a reminder that the "Design a Better Vader" contest closes on August 31, so you've only got a few days to submit your designs to http://forum.askpalpatine.com/, for the chance to win the new Star Wars game "The Force Unleashed!"
by mrhogg 5,899 views
This week we look back at the too-short life of Darth Dracus. I'm going to miss that little guy.
by mrhogg 6,200 views
If I'm using Clone Troopers for hot dogs, why not turn them into an entire meal?
by mrhogg 5,465 views
After a significant wait, Palpatine brings you 3 questions in a single episode!
by mrhogg 7,171 views
Do you celebrate normal holidays, or special Sith holidays?
by mrhogg 4,506 views
Have you ever wondered how hot dogs are made? Palpatine tells you!
by mrhogg 6,487 views
Palpatine talks to Vader about the REAL reason the Empire is fighting the Rebels, and what the TRUE cost of their campaign of terror is.
by mrhogg 4,544 views
We're proud to announce the winners of the first Ask Palpatine contest: Design a Better Vader.
Man, these designs were awesome.
by mrhogg 3,813 views
This week I answer THREE questions. Hold on to your bantha, it's going to be a heck of a ride!