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Znaes deka si makedonec koga :
1.your grandfather always has a shot of
'rakija' for breakfast;
2.even if you are a girl, your parents (who can't remember your name) call you 'sine';
3.your uncle makes his own wine that's stronger than 'rakija';
4.your mother insists that 'promaja' will kill you;
5.your mother insists you must eat something with 'sirenje' at least three times a week;
6.you use 'rakija' to cure all illnesses, celebrate
all occasions and as a massage or shaving lotion;
7.you celebrate Christmas, Easter and New Year two weeks after everyone else;
8.your 'baba' will not accept the fact that you are not hungry;
9.you go to a restaurant and bring your own drinks;
10.you go to you're 'baba's' house, she offers you 'supa', 'sarma', 'piperki' or 'kolbasi' and gets upset when you don't eat EVERYTHING;
11.when you have four pairs of 'vlecki' in your
wardrobe;
12.all other action stops when you hear the music of 'Ogan da go gori' or 'Biser balkanski';
13.when your mom calls you 'stoka';
14.there's a slab of fat in your fridge called
'SLANINA';
15.your parents still prefer to buy tapes rather than CDs;
16.your mum has a whole pharmacy in her medicine cabinet;
17.your parents think everything is a conspiracy;
18.you definitely know you are a 'Macho' when you mix 'Kisela voda' with 'Smederevka' at a local 'birtija';
19.you have at least a whole 'tendzere' left over
with food after the whole family has eaten;
20.everyone asks you how much money you made on your wedding night;
21.your wife has to make you food everyday and if she doesn't she is not a 'domakinka';
22.your parents invite 500 people over to your house because it is your 'slava';
23.your parents can eat 'luti piperki' like chocolate and not break out on a sweat;
24.the house has to be vacuumed at least ten times a week;
25.after a late night out with your mates on a Friday night, your mum comes into your room at 8.00 in the morning and vacuums your room and tells you to get up because it's almost lunch time;
26.your fridge always has more beer than food, just in case ,gosti' came over;
27.you always bargain at the market and try to get discounts;
28.your friends call you 'peer!'