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in the background

"Fuck everything!"

Left brain has on a Wayne Gretzky jersey, mad props

only thing i can replicate from this video is some of the poses he pulls after doing some of his tricks and the staff spinning seen at 1:41 ish thanks to martial arts, that's all i can do from what is seen in this amazing video

It seems like Jumpstyle came first and from it Shuffling was refined and perfected and tweaked to the beauty that it is.

its like a moshing but for niggas

@SmellUPdog "Ambiguous Case SSA 1 triangle"

Dumbass. can be either 1,2, or no triangles in the ambiguous case SSA

Jingle bells fucking BABY SHIT!

3:41 was so funny.

1:40 his nips were bleeding. LOL.

he sounds a little like a pissed off pubescent steve-o

@HxCMotherFlipper or their generally shitty grammar.

in reality, copeira is vastly inferior to most other fighting martial arts but none the less, this guy makes it look fucking impressive, and the fight choreography is actually quite believable

i like seeing all the hand lotion and lube at hte desks.....

you know, he gets a lot of shit about being fat but, dude is big. i bet he played football or wrestled in highschool. but really though, the dude is big...

While listening to 100.3 this morning I heard some guy talking about this story and he had said, "it seems like the guy who ate the cocaine has more of a 'crack' problem" Oh oh the pun OHHH

Philip, love you for making the melanie iglesias flip book the first link and not that courtney stodden whore....

Its funny because its actually all europeans who love techno so much, why do you think most good techno comes from europe anyway? other than the bullshit dubstep lately.

I have the weirdest boner right now...

The wax builds up in the candle at the top, pulls it down, wax empties and the one that was previously at the bottom is now at the top building up wax in its little hole.

Honestly though? like what the fuck is wrong with the messed up people that are at Vtech, all the messed up kids at other colleges can apparently deal with their shit, but its the guy at Vtech that goes and shoots up the school or shoots people at the traffic stop. Seriously northern virginia? Ge...

i thought there was this thing called free speech in america but apparently, you cant even express opinions about public figures without it being considered a threat or slander/libel. Emma was completely allowed to say what she said and the school + Brownback should both earn the Dbag of the day.

@watchunratedvideos He's still got to unlock and get into his car genius.

THis is probably closer to house/electro than DnB. its a little too fast paced and skjbjlasjljsdjgdsa djglkjasklagdsagadskasdjadssad;

Sorry, my asshole room mate was about to criticize the titling of the song. Fucking awesome mate.

2:39 would've broken his damn jaw and his nose. Damn that must've hurt.

I feel like this is a little sped up, none the less, FUCKING AWESOME!

Damned bird cawwing ruined a perfectly cool intro by parkour kid :(

I completely forgot how refreshingly hilarious it is to hear such a sophisticated fellow as yourself just blurt out "FUCK!!!"

I love you SeaNanners, can i has your babies?

@gaitzaboy I think Rythm And Poetry flows a little better.

0:20 for lol worthy screaming face. :)

Mischa Barton and Jessica Alba. Damn lonely island.

@poopoos Dude, not cool. Don't go insulting the Irish because this guy is an idiot. Wap is extremely offensive. Mr genius, can't you think of something else to call him?

how in the flipping hell did 6:30 even happen, i blinked and like wtf?

2:43, too sexy. i love fat hairy lumberjacks.

@those who replied to me about clumbus from spain not italy

*trollface*

around 1:37 epic dancing :)

wait what?

you say now too much...

at 4:12 i was like hold up wait what the fuck? amazing...

fucking love the reverse guitar/bass spins :)

salma hayek is pretty much obligatory :)