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Funniest joke in metal history:

"We've done a lot for extreme metal" -Slipknot

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In memory of Cliff Burton 1962-1986


The name's Zack.

I'm Just a guy who likes fucking with assholes on the internet. Besides that, I play bass and I dig Metal, and most underground shit. And I'm super into Vikings/Nordic Mythology.


My outlook on metal
Greatest metal band ever: Couldn't say..
Favorite metal genre(s): Death(and all it's variants)/Thrash
Worst Band Ever: Trivium
Best Male Vocalist: George Fisher
Best Female Vocalist: Not Enough in metal to have a favorite
Best Guitarist: Dave Mustaine
Best Drummer: Inferno/Flo Mounier
Best Bassist: Cliff Burton
Best Keyboardist: Jordan Rudess
Best Composer: Alex Webster
Riff lord: Pat O'Brien
It's Okay To Like: Grindcore
It's Not Okay To Like: Any core except Grind
Worst Metal Genre: Glam
Best Heavy Metal Band: (Old) Metallica
Best Thrash Metal Band: Slayer
Best Power Metal Band: Iced Earth
Best Black Metal Band: Dissection
Best Death Metal Band: Cannibal Corpse
Best Progressive Metal Band: Cynic/Opeth
Best Symphonic Metal Band: Therion
Best Gothic Metal Band: Not to into gothic
Best Doom Metal Band: Black Sabbath
Best Melodic Death Metal Band: Amon Amarth
Best Folk Metal Band: Finntroll
Best Nu-Metal Band: Nu Metal is balls
Most Original Metal Band: Primus is pretty damn original (I wouldn't give them a solid label as "metal" though
Most Influential Metal Band: Black Sabbath