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@OutdoorMoney70 I was referring tothe two of us. Meatsack

@KenOfReach Yes.

(sigh) I hope this will happen to me, someday. I hope that, someday, I will find someone, and be able to tell them how I feel.

Unfortunately, I am a realist, and as such realize that it probably won't happen. Ever.

My heart is gone, I miss it so...

Note to readers:Nice female scout. Wish I had one.

Second Note to readers: Do not mess with Scout's girl.

Postnote: Need to kill Scout ASAP.

MOAR! I DEMAND MOAR!

Sorry, went a little nutzo there. Great vid, by the way.

Note to Machinima: This song is cake!

Second note to Machinima:The cake is a lie!

Post Note: Need to kill noob ASAP.

The title says it all.

@LukeReturns Um.... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!

@Halo1138 Prooooooooooobably.

@rambo4916 There are three types of fails: Fails, Epic Fails, and That Did Not Just Happen. This is in the last category.

Retreat Forwards! Always advance, and crush the enemy underfoot!

@BadSkeelz Tougher than they look.

THAT, boys and goils, is what we call a triple NOOBicide.

@roflwafflaz Well, at least that explains what I saw him doing with it. *shudders uncontrolably* There are some things youcan't unsee, no matter how much you want to...

Church, your aim still sucks. That was the worst shot. Ever. Of all time.

Apparently, the fourth wheel was optional

(Red vs Blue reference, btw)

This is why there are heat-seeking missiles- SO YOU DON'T FNICKING MISS!

@TheStormie456 AAAAAAAAAHH! BURNING!

@DeenCoulson *gets standing ovation from sixty thousand people*

Award: Sgt Major Blow-the-hell-outa-my-own-ass reporting for duty.

@Killerbee217 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Metal boxes?

NO! THIS CANNOT BE!

@MrAshton0417 So THAT'S why my GPS keeps trying to kill me!

@TheAssassinfoux MUST...RESIST...RvB REFERENCE...NOT...DOING...WELL...

(P.S. Nice comment. Fnicking funny, too.)

I don't find this funny, mostly because THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT ALL MY TEAMMATES DO EVERY FNICKING TIME!

@BraedensStudios It is for the guy who threw the grenade.

@DREAMR0W I can guess who would win that one. (The name starts with an 'Inter' and ends with a 'net')

HEY ELITE! TURN DOWN THE SUCK!

Wraith Pilot: Argh, I think I had too many beans.

Buzzer meter! Take that you stupid duck.

Great shot kid, that was one in a million!

@MrAshton0417 Confucious Say, Man hit Wall, Wall hit back.

@Dman020198 Ain't that the truth!

Two words: SAYONARA BLUETARD!

@Unit1262 Well, that probably explains why there is a 'Lunatic In Power Armor' clause in my contract.

@thejorrel129 Caboose: Brute...I AM YOUR FATHER.