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Geez, lower the table a bit for the little guy! How will he ever be able to reach the middle of the board like that?

She's easily pleased. Not that I'm complaining. I wish all women considered roller coasters as acceptable methods of foreplay.

Wow, that was a short coaster. One drop, one loop, one bank, then it's over. Was this in the miniature "kids only" section of the park?

@stan8845240

Actually, "badly" is the more appropriate word to use. "Bad" just rolls of the tongue better is the more popular choice.

I've heard stories of ministers in tribal Africa killing "witches" to demonstrate that their church was holier than a competing church. If you can find more witches than another minister, then surely your holy juju is stronger, right? I didn't think that in a place like the US, we would still h...

If her life was a joke...then "Planned Parenthood" would be the punchline.

He should have known better than to try to argue law with a judge. What did he think would happen, she would scratch her head and be like, "Really? I've always thought that a paper trail was needed for legal proceedings. You've really taught me something here today, Mr. Law-Student. Thanks!"

@Aoitetsugakusha

No kidding. We've got the technology and the skill to fix a lot of health problems one might develop. The price is high, though. Still, what can one expect? We only get one body, and when it needs to get fixed, that can often be an elaborate job. I'm 7000 bucks in the hole...

@ImYourrsxx

One only becomes ugly on the outside by being ugly on the inside. Thus, the more ugly a person becomes, the more punishment they deserve, in the form of having their pictures posted online for the world to laugh at.

Seems like the driver didn't have a grasp on how to drive stick, or they were a total pussy and afraid of letting that beast all the way into first gear.

I hope you realize that the time you spent walking around your yard talking to a camera might have been better spent crashing your neighbor's party. Graduation parties serve as a means of generating money to help ease a student into or out of college, so slap twenty bucks into an envelope with y...