English version (with Japanese subtitles) of Wheelie's intro in Revenge of the Fallen
Script:
Sam: *on the phone* Hello? Micheala...
Micheala: I can't believe you're gonna stand me up on our first webchat date.
Sam: I just had had a full-blown mental meltdown. I'm seeing symbols ever since I...
Micheala: Since what?
Sam: Ever since I touched the Cube splinter. Do you have it?
Micheala: Yeah, I have it, it's in the shop safe, it's fine.
*Wheelie rolls in and watches*
Sam: M-Micheala, do not touch it, okay? Don't touch it.
Micheala: I'm not gonna touch it, Sam. It's fine, it's locked away, no one knows where it is.
Wheelie: Eh-heh, I do! *panting* Gosh, you're hot, but you ain't too bright. *picks up some books and carries them toward the safe* There we go. Yeah, that'll work. *steps in a mousetrap* OH! SON OF A BITCH! *Micheala's dog stares at him* What are you looking at, slobber-puss?! *steps in another mousetrap* Ah...what the...this place is a frickin' House o' Horrors! *groaning* Ow, oh...pain...hurts...
Micheala: Hold on...
Wheelie: *gets up on the books and starts picking the safe's lock* Alright, not to five, and then we go na-dat-dat-dat-dat-dat, alright...*screams as Micheala attacks him*...Is that the best you got, huh?! Is that the best you can do?! OW!!
Micheala: What're you doing here, you little freak?! *melts one of his eyes*
Wheelie: OWWW!! That's my eye, you crazy bitch! Easy, warrior goddess, I'm just a little salvage scrap-drone!
Micheala: And I'm you're worst nightmare.
Wheelie: Ow, ow, ow, oh! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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dude i can't listen to "infinite white" without balling my eyes out!! :*0