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TP = Toilet Paper. This is an attempt at humor, in adverse and extreme conditions. But in all seriousness you should follow the steps laid out here...
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TP = Toilet Paper. This is an attempt at humor, in adverse and extreme conditions. But in all seriousness you should follow the steps laid out here, if you don't already instinctively do so.
Hello and welcome to the gradualreport, my name is synonymous with Danny, and should be branded with peanut butter in smash because today we learn what to do if you find yourself without the toilet papers...
intro...
lets say that you just realized that you are out of toilet paper...WHAT should you do.?
Step one: Stay calm... there is no reason to panic, after all toilet paper wasn't even really invented till the late 1800's before that people used sticks and leaves and silk napkins and fur and beans and ok not beans that would be weird but you get the idea... keep calm.
Step one subsection A sub-particle THETA... do not use the cardboard cylinder... though it is tempting it will not flush and then you have to pull it out with your hand.
Step two. See if there is a reserve roll somewhere near the toilet.
Step three. walk around the bath room looking for the reserve TP with out pinching you buttock together... this is a waddle...
Step 3 subsection A sub-particle lowercase b... It is usually under the sink...
Step 4 Call out to someone somewhere in the house with out clinching you but ... you do not want a bigger mess to clean up. do not clap you but cheeks while screaming for help.
Step 5 in the event that aid is not coming... you must find a substitution.
Step 6 suitable substations are easily washed and soft.
not unfriendly looking..
Final summation... each american person uses somewhere between 23.6 rolls of TP per year thats 26 billion rolls of the TP don't be the guy who has to go it alone, set out the reserve and always replace the reserves.
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