About this user
Sinister Mustard was born in Vermont, in August 2006, in the foothills of queechee. A young man who had just mastered the sacred art of drumming was in the process of a long and uninterrupted meditation on the top of a meadow, thinking on the fine things he had learned while studying the drum. Suddenly an image came to him, one with such power that he could not ignore it. He saw a gigantic Mustard bottle, spraying its innards at rows of infantry, in the middle of some bleak american warzone. The drummer thought on these things a great deal, until one day he met a man in the market, who also knew the way of the drum, and knew how to compliment the drum with sacred pitches and rythms. So these musicians gathered one epic night and played the tastiest jam man has ever known. But the Mustard was not yet complete. One day the drummer and the bassist were jamming in an old cotton field when suddenly a scarecrow came to life. The scarecrow dusted himself off and introduced himself as a powerful vocalist and a mean shredder on the guitar. The drummer and bassist did not believe a guitar was necesarry, for thier jamming was so tasty to begin with it could not possibly need anything more. So they thought, but the scarecrow made a low moan, and pulled the stick he was pinned to up and out of his mouth, and began to jam on it. As he played he began to look more and more like a human. This intrigued the rythm section, so they joined in with the scarecrow's jamming. And a great music began to burst forth, churning with yellow energies, the cotton feild swayed with delight and the day passed quickly. By the end of the great mustard jam the scarecrow had changed entirely into a human, collapsed with exhaustion, he lay there in the grass, staring at his musical accoplises. The drummer then spoke: Behold, we have played tasty things, and thus we shall become a band. All througout the world we shall be known as SINISTER MUSTARD.
And thus the twentyfirst century was fufilled.
Occupation
Musician, Sandwich Artist, Personal Trainer, Handyman
Interests
Long walks in the sand barefoot, climbing fenceposts, playing loud music, tormenting the neighbors, reckless driving, powerchords, amphitheatres, frogs, trippy lights, french kissing.
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Alien Voices - The Invisible Man
In this fully dramatized performes of H.G. Wells' classic, The Invisible Man, Leonard Nimoy, John de Lancie, and cast members from STAR TREK featur...
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zepcass said:
amazing!