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My school's abstinence only program was a joke. We talked about how our virginity was the petals on our sexual rose and that no one wants a rose with no petals. Needless to say, it was not persuasive, and I learned nothing.

To me, the ideal sex ed program teaches safer sex and abstine...

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Lower right-hand corner. Isn't that the "I like turtles" kid?

Sorry, but the "children of homosexuals don't have a mother/father figure" argument is absolute crap. You know who else doesn't have a mother/father figure? Children of single parents. And you never see single parents getting heckled for having kids.

You know what the difference between a homosex...

Cute! I love the way you organize your review (model picture, your picture, then an explanation). You should do more. :3

Actually, to the best of my knowledge, you can get fully parahaxed despite having Magic Guard in fifth gen Pokes. Otherwise, great commentary. Definitely not the norm, but it was still good.

For anyone watching this, if you're ever kidnapped and stuffed in a trunk, try punching out the car's back lights. After you punch out the lights, wave through the hole. The driver won't be able to see you, and anyone driving behind will see a hand waving from the trunk and will hopefully be able...

@aznsrus1 This kind of just proves how much I babysit, but Dong Gua (the older brother) is totally DW from Arthur, and Jet Jet (the bully) sounds like George. >____>

"I'm not afraid of black people, but I'm afraid of what black people could do."

Well, Christian, I'm not afraid of you, but I'm afraid afraid of what you could do. Namely reproduce. Because the world does not need you passing on your stupidity.

How could you be afraid of "what they could do?" A...

I'm weirdly flexible vertically, but I am not flexible horizontally. For instance, I can definitely touch my toes. In fact, I can press my palms flat on the floor. But I can't do the splits. Instead of having my legs in a line formation, my legs are more of a 90-degree angle. Is that weird?

"Strategically placed holes."

I died a little.

I think there are better methods of disciplining than spanking, but I don't think spanking's necessarily a bad thing if used in moderation. I think you have to use your common sense, but then you also have to respect other parents for how they choose to parent. Your child might not respond to spa...

"Daddy is dead."

DAMN. That was way too creepy for an animated kids' movie.

Not to state the obvious or anything, but that is an ugly ass dog.

"Hey, babe."

Haha, what a stud. :D

"She's the only thing I got in my life."

Adorable. <3

I hate the "it's my right as an American" card. It's your right as an American to choose where you sit, but it is your obligation as a human being to show some decency.

"Everyone over a size 14...it's nasty."

Ten bucks says Debbie's a size 14. Or bigger.