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Hmm... I've just noticed. The Nintendo 64 controller in the logo appears to be at an angle. I wonder if it is actually supposed to be like that...

I think the irony would be if it was somebody on team JoshJepson (like me), team AttackingJepson or team JoshTucans, or even team Chuggaaconroy won that game. That scam brought your comments up at a very huge angle, and us on team JoshJepson know all about angles and things going at them, even th...

Wir versuchen, die weltherrschaft an uns zu reißen.

You have to fight those Midgets With Pokey Sticks for a chart that tells you where to find A TRICK!!!!! THE SUBMARINE IS A TRICK!!!!!!

@Musclespam413

GAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! (from the Mario Party, Jon had terrible luck with the mushroom)

*changes

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!" into "SSSWWWIIIIIIIRRLEY"*

*changes "Why'd you like to me submarine?" into "and THE SUBMARINE IS A TRICK"

*changes "so why are you so mean" into "why are you such a dick?"*

*changes "The SA-X is on the loose" into "IT'S A HUMAN HEART from MMMMURDER"*...

What the Lucahjin is taking you Lucahjin's so long getting this Lucahjin'ing part 15? Even though I never posted on these before, I have always been on Team JoshJepson (but you probably knew that already)

*hears that Josh is eating old men*

What was the heck was the what the what the what:?

*sees...

How about this for the last two stanzas naming presidents:

Jimmy Carter liked camping trips,

and Ronald Reagan's speeches scripts

all came from famous movie clips,

and H. W. Bush said "Read my lips."

Clinton's two terms, how time flies,

George W. Bush told naught but lies,

and then next Barrack...

25/52 Pieces of Heart

48.08%

14/24 Masks

58.33%

Average

51.32%

Prediction: 53 Segments

@Josethepufytaco The precise angle of tilt doesn't matter. Even with our moon, the axial tilt of Earth varies from 22.1° and 24.5° and back again in 41,000 years Only a 2.4° change in tilt in that amount of time. Mars, on the other hand, without the stabilizing effect of a large moon, varies from...

For future reference: This game allows you to hold L1, L2, R1, and R2 to point Sparx to the nearest gem right from the start, unlike in Spyro 3, where you have to earn it.

Misssstressss Grunty makesss Klungo fight the ssstupid bear and bird ssseven timessss. Klungo doesssn't like to ssspeak of the firssst four timesss. Klungo wasss young and only an apprenticcce. After, Misssstressss Grunty wanted to sssee beauty in mirrorsss, ssso Klungo helpsss. Later on, Klungo ...

0:00 My final world begins in the Spring. Bites and bruises make you sing.

1:16 If you fall down in the Summer, there is no water, what a bummer.

2:57 In the Autumn the notes are more, you'll need them all to open my next door.

4:17 In Winter, there is much ice. Drown in the frozen water if y...

Q: Why doesn't JoshJepson like "of"?

A: "Of" ALWAYS goes at an angle...

If you steal my Lair, you dirty thief, Grunty will give you lots of grief.

But if you are desperate, then beware, or you will be killed by the bird and bear!

If you believe you are better than alI, Come to the top, and off you will fall!

Should you think to beat the bear and bird, then you will d...

@CosmicScarlet Tim, HIS WIFE!!!

I think the most appropriate would be Rainbow Ride, the largest level in Super Mario 64.

*Samus dies*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^

This is what I think you were feeling...

@BLUEROCKSKNB

In German, "United States of America" becomes "Vereinigte Staaten Amerika", so Amerika is the correct spelling here.

*is in Sacred Forest Meadow*

*playing Saria's Song*

Saria: Talk to me in person

*talks to Saria in person*

Saria: Use "Saria's Song" to talk to me

Me: WTF??!!!!!

1:07 - 1:40

WWE Smackdown theme!

Here's my theory that answers both the Triforce AND Master Sword problems. I like the Linear timeline, but here's how it works (assuming split is true):

Link beats Ganon

Link is sent back in time

Link warns Zelda, causing timeline to split

Triforce of Courage breaks in Adult Timeline.

As the sp...

OMG!!! This is the greatest movie I have ever seen in my life!!!!!!

There is only one reason why Chester A. Bum would have tried to help this, The Nostalgia Critic promised... CHANGE

Primary: Who

Secondary: What

Shortstop: It matters not

Tertiary: I cannot tell

Bowler: Tomorrow

Wicket Keeper: Today

Sinister Field: Why

Intermediate Field: Because

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: Whew, I'd say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.

B: True.

P: I mean really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?

B: To my knowledge, never.

P: Exactly! So, what are the chances that this time I'm pondering w...

1st Base: Who

2nd Base: What

Shortstop: I don't care

3rd Base: I don't know

Left Field: Why

Center Field: Because

Pitcher: Tomorrow

Catcher: Today

Who am I to argue with running jokes? Big-Lipped Aligator Moment Elephant Chuck Norris.

Daniel Jackson lost it, it means he went crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of his faculties, 3 fries short of a Happy Meal. WACKO!!!!!!!

- Wakko, what is the meaning of the word "procrastination"?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Hey man, look at my new asdfmovie 4!

Oh, yeah, that's pretty cool... Hey! There's no asdfmovie 4 there!

Ooooooooooooh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Oooooooooooooooh!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Ist das nicht the Animaniacs!?

Ja das ist the Aniamaniacs!

Ist nicht the cancelers really whacks?

Ja das cancellers ist really whacks!

Animaniacs! Really whacks!

Oh du schöne, oh du schöne,

Oh du schöne Schnitzelbank!

52,375,504 views? Why is it only showing mine?

Diese Anmerkung ist ein Zug.

Dr. Octomother****ingonapus

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l BLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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*takes out sign and repeatedly points at it*

10, 10, (repeat ad nauseum)

Unofficial changes for Generation V:

...Now "Legendary" means nothing to me, Because "One-Of-a-Kind" creatures add up to over 40, and I only want 3 choices for my Eevee...

...Now you've shown me Team Unova, and Dark, and Steel, and Eggs...

...And I'll never again experience that joy, oh yes, Beca...

SEY NO to Irate Faker...