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@mamoe1989 Simoncelli high-sided and the other riders were too close to slow down or notice, think, and move away in time.

STEWIE!

@SergiuM42 Huh?

@owensphil Those are three people who had positive beliefs about any form of evolution who pre-date Darwin.

@TheNotoriousKRP I meant:

"With hooters like that, I'll trust anything you say. Annnyyyyttthiiiinnngggg....."

And you should also be able to infer what, *goes to the corner* means.

After I heard her that you have to turn TCS off, I literally laughed my ass off.

@JackeShanTwo I'm gonna assume you're trolling.

Just in case you aren't... the kind gentleman was simply putting things in perspective. He was giving simple orders of magnitude. The numbers are probably off to the first number place, but the order of magnitude of the ratios are the same, which i...

@venom400 Apparently his ghost logged in one week ago.

If only I were 13 in 2006.

It's true, Thunderf00t. A commercialized forum can no longer function as a fair environment unless the users promise to make it so. And trust me, just like in the forest, few to none are willing to give up that much exposure and give to the little guys.

Commendable is understatement.

I'd wait for a whole winter just for an episode to come out.

Apparently...

1351 people don't like trains.

(The video says so!)

@LittleMeSmiley Sometimes, in America, you stumble upon quintessential colleges. However, you still have reason to ask because many professors here either studied abroad or are foreigners.

Some notable alumni:

Buzz Aldrin(pilot of Apollo 11) '63

Kofi Annan(ex UN Secretary-General) '72

Ben Bernank...

I know this guy.

@AsleApeland If it were a cubical maze that changes, that would be awesome.

But even better, a maze that automatically changes. That would be a 4D maze.

Can I like it if I like the Air Force more?

Whenever I hear the following, I think at first it's radical to think that way, but it's still true:

"The Atlantic slave trade did this to us."

You just broke one of the rules in the order of operations.

The rule that operations in the parentheses are done first before those done outside of the parentheses overrides the distributive property because unlike variable terms, you know the values of the terms, thus you can arithmetically man...

This is one of your best. It vindicates everything I say about religion.

But, when you mention the PlayStation, you show Halo 3, an Xbox 360 game. I don't know if it was on purpose, but just wanted you to know.

Phil Mason is my Messiah.

Guys. They're not microwaving anything anymore (regularly, at least).

I'm sure if they did it again, they'd ask you for suggestions in one of their videos.

So please, stop saying, "Microwave a(n) [insert object here, not literally]."

And remember, he did say, "Don't get a handgun."

Also, one of my mom's friends is on-and-off on duty in the Air Force. He was stationed on Yokota Air Base. He told me that when he got there, simply because he has a "diplomat passport" he shouldn't have been interviewed before being allowed in. I don't like to assume, but the way he was talking,...

The best hacker is the one that you never know about.

The point is: it doesn't FEEL like a delusion because you assimilated to it.

That's more than a nanosecond.

Pie in the head. A reminder that smoking kills.

@DjGalco I apologize. I misread the description.

Hey. Listen!

Jon is having some scheduling issues. As you know, he works extremely hard on these episodes. However, he almost always barely makes the deadlines, as you know.

He is taking a week hiatus to just breathe. He should be releasing a short this coming week. That's right, next Hypermail...

@yzfrone What's better, being a pussy, or dead?

Also, I've a ninja 250r. I'm 6'2", 165 lb. I love the ninja!

Plus, you'll find when you hop onto a 600 or a 650 that you are really more confident and deft than you expected you would be.

The only reason I watch Fox News:

Anchor I'd like to Hire to Make my Sandwiches...

... that I'd eat on her chest!

This is why I'm studying abroad, Phil.

AOL discs are the enlightenment!