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Legitimate Charity Drive to Counteract VFX's Faux Charity Drive
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Batman: The Dark Knight (film review)
zanafarr
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After a bit of a delay, here's my review of The Dark Knight, the new Batman film featuring Christian Bale, Heath Ledger as The Joker, Aaron Eckhart as Harvey Dent, and so o...
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I Am Omega (film review)
zanafarr
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I Am Omega, the third in my trilogy of Asylum production films. Unlike The Omega Man with Charlton Heston or I Am Legend with Will Smith, this film has Marc Dacascos, and a...
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Vampire Hunting Kit
zanafarr
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Today I went shopping.
Shopping for a Vampire Hunting Kit. So that I can hunt and slay vampires. Like a Vampire Hunter / Slayer type thing.
And, damned if I could fin...
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Super Mario Brothers (film review)
zanafarr
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Super Mario Brothers, the live action movie, vaguely based on the popular Nintendo game that has seen video game incarnations on the NES, SNES, N64, Gameboy, Wii, Camecube,...
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Transmorphers (film review)
zanafarr
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Transmorphers, the b-movie rip from Transformers, by The Asylum. Has more in common with Terminator, The Matrix or Demolition Man if you ask me.
After being far, far to...
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Dragon Wars / D-War (film review)
zanafarr
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I completely savage apart a Korean film - D-War, also called Dragon Wars in the rest of the world. It's about dragons, obviously.
Also, if you're enjoying these review, ...
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Alien Vs Hunter (film review)
zanafarr
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In which I stop reviewing mainstream films for a bit, and review cheap indie B-Movies. Welcome to Asylum Productions rip of Alien Vs Predator, the imaginatively titled Alie...
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull (film review)
zanafarr
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Skip this review if you actually like Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, because I'm not even slightly nice to it. Let's see how many fanboys I can offend ...
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Tank Girl (film review)
zanafarr
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Tank Girl, the movie. Based on a brilliant comic, a not-so-brilliant film with some very fake kangaroo makeup. I've been busy with university and all, so this one's a bit l...
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The horrifying and twisted film reviews of a twenty-something student. I cover all kinds of films - bigscreen new movies, classic films, foreign films, indie B-Movies, you name it.
And then I rip them apart gruesomely.
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Wheeee, I make videos now!!
The horrifying and twisted film reviews of a twenty-something student. I cover all kinds of films - bigscreen new movies, classic films, foreign films, indie B-Movies, you name it.
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