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I always thought of her as a political whore; I no longer have to quantify the word

If Michelle Bachmann reasons that God flung Hurricane Irene at the U.S. to get our attention and quit spending, then it is logical for Republican Teavangelicals to assume that the almighty "he's got the whole world in his hands" Christian God of the bible has turned Texas into a flaming Hell-hole...

@peacheslovesjesus You, my poor friend, lack man's greatest asset; a functioning brain

America, meet the REAL Greg Stillson.

America, meet the REAL Greg Stillson

Rick Perry's sky buddy, the itinerant Jewish carpenter Jesus, said, "Whatever you ask of me in my name, this I will do" (John 14:13). This arrogant bastard organizes a lavish prayer meeting for his own selfish goals of securing the GOP presidential candidacy, when, instead, he could have asked fo...

Hey, Cowboy Rick, if your sweet saviour, the itinerant Jewish carpenter from Nazareth said, "Whatever you ask of me in my name, I will do it" (John 14:13), then why don't you pray to the Sky Guy to send a little rain to that god-forsaken hell hole state of Texas. The truth is, your faith is about...

Better believe that pantload husband of hers isn't getting any. He's gay anyway

There is a definite nexus between christian fundamentalism and the tea bag mentality that produces this sort of abysmal ignorance

Screw the birth certificate and the transcript. Show us the marriage certificate! After all, he has two daughters, and we KNOW they were born before marriage. Then let's demand DNA tests on ALL of them. Better yet! Dig up the grave of his mother to PROVE she was a jackal and he is the ANTICHRI...

The root of bitherism is racism, pure and simple. Did anyone ever demand to see the birth certificate of ANY OTHER U.S. president before the first black man elected to that office? Yet now, a new front: "How did a black man like Obama ever get into Harvard?" These people are damned fools

Oh, she's got a law degree from Oral Roberts University! THAT explains it all

No record of his birth; very much a progressive liberal socialist and with the likely middle name "Hussein." Happy birthday baby Jesus H. Christ!

At 2:11, "our benefits have run out, we're broke." In a country where the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer and more desperate, this may, unfortunately, become a more frequent occurence

Time to put your big boy pants on, Johnny. Nothing wrong with crying, but your tears are not for those children; they are all about you. You are a conscienceless, bombastic, self-centered, egotistical, neurotic blowhard

The man is obviously neurotic as hell. A pussy who has to posture as a "tough guy" is probably compensating for his little boehner

Have you seen his neurotic tics and near-tears during the "Slurpy Summit?" The man is definitely unstable and has (t)issues. Notice how he always wells up when he's talking about himself? Self-centered little prick is probably inconsolable when (if) he gets a boehner

Jeremiah Wright was close to speaking the truth. God WILL damn America thru his evil minions in the Republican/Teabag party. Elect Sarah, and let's get this express train to hell rolling!

The nervous facial tics and odd behaviour Boehner showed at the White House "Slurpee" meeting, and his crying jags at becoming the new Speaker, show this man is, at the very least, a self-centered and disconnected neurotic

What a load of fear mongering and primitive lunacy. Religionists are worse than Trekkies. Wake up and get a life

Joe Scarborough- the only living Republican who dares not to compliment the empress on her non-existent new clothes like the other GOP toadies do

@IIIBradIII If you believe (as your infallible bible states) that you are created in God's image, then you, my friend, have a god without a brain

I feel sorry for Rush. Honestly. Anyone who taunts and gloats like a 5th grade schoolyard bully is sadly, just that - a toubled, pitiable child. Grow up

@alandcoons Yes, by all means, let us keep REASON and SANITY out of the classroom, and teach, instead, of a god who created light on the 1st day, and the sun, moon, and stars on the 4th. You fundamentalists have your heads WAY up your asses

As a recovering christian fundamentalist, my testimony is to paraphrase a hymn we used to sing in church; "Once I was blind, but now I can see, the light of the world is REASON

And if any gay or sexually active unmarried teachers ARE discovered, do to them what Jim DeMint's bible demands- take them out to the nearest field and STONE THEM TO DEATH

Delaware, don't, I beg you, DO NOT become the laughingstock of the world Nov. 2

When you consider the religious backgrounds of Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Sharron Angle, and this twit, the only conclusion is that christian fudamentalism is a breeding ground for either a) stupidity, or b) insanity. If they get majority rule, prepare for Dark Ages II, the sequel

If there was a hell, the deepest recesses of it would be reserved for these types of wolves-in-sheeps-clothing christian fundamentalists who prey on the weak-minded sheeple with their lies and deception

"Bubble bubble, toil and trouble" for the sTEAlth campaigner and sTEAler of campaign finances. Naughty girl!

The way she looked THEN, and the way she looks NOW, it's pretty obvious she has been dipping into her old campaign finances to buy GROCERIES!

Exhibit A: The complete and utter dumbing down of America

Newt, Glenn, and Rush, the evil Trinity: Father, Son, and the Bloated Host