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The nature of all dreams is that they all end. The British Empire was too big to fail, so was the Roman Empire. Dreams must end so new ones can begin, that is the nature of the world we live in. Old religions end and new ones are created, nations rise and fall, and we call it history. People will...

Fake, but funny as hell, and just a little creepy.

@Flem1337 neither does Jesus, he spoke Aramaic.

@soulestial I misunderstood organised religion and the bible almost from the outset, this was due to the fact that I had read a lot before the bible, so I had a good handle on the difference between fact and fantasy by then. When I read the bible I took it as a book of fairy tales. I didn't reali...

An ignorant Atheist is an oxymoron, like a Christian Morality or Islamic Pacifism. Click CC at the bottom right to view the subtitles. If you want to be pope just remember the quote about dead men's pointy shoes from Terry Pratchett's Discworld The colour of magic, in this case it's pointy hats.

He's not racist, he was just trying to describe his last visit to public toilet.

The old French/Latin Baphomet is a corruption of the name Mohammed and is sometimes used as a name for the devil. I guess that makes all Muslims devil worshipers. Jesus is called the morning star in the bible; the name of the morning star in Latin is Lucifer, another name for the devil which I gu...

Why do enzyme reactions in Thermophiles peak at 40°C higher than in humans, that's the interesting part of the puzzle.

You must have committed apostasy 2,870 times, where do you find the time? You can only belong to one religion at a time, unless you are a god of course. Then you can belong to as many as you like. I am a absolutist pro/anti-skeptical multi/single-faith poli/uni-theist, that is some one who believ...

Great Xmas present for all my Cristian friends, it's like the touch of god.

@smcombs100 - Glenn Beck repeatedly hits himself on the head, he launches into a incoherent ridiculous racist raving rant against everything and everyone everywhere. In NAZI Germany national socialism was the government taking over the corporations, in the USA it is the corporations taking over t...

They need to touch you to plant the drugs. If you've done nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide. There a are two career paths common to school bullies, cops and robbers. Wanting to be a cop should be a disqualifying criteria for joining the police force. All cops are armed and dangerous. A felo...

1st alien: Won't somebody notice?

2nd alien: nah, it looks like part of the building.

1st alien: No one is that stupid.

2nd alien: You do know what planet we're on, right?

1st alien: Ooh, yeah, right sorry silly me!

Quantum theory is far too weird and complex to fit the over simplified mystical interpretation of reality, and Michio Kaku is only slightly less potty than David Ickes. But these days you have to be a little crazy to understand anything about quantum physics. Schrodinger's Cat is a thought experi...

TSA has never heard of a camera phone apparently. Just photograph the screen, Oops, Captain Obvious strikes again.

I believe that for every genius there is an equal and opposite idiot, so where are all of the geniuses.

thousands of full body scan images have recently leaked onto the internet, so millions of perverts are now jerking off to your wife's pussy, your kids and you.

Exactly how far do you need go to feel safe?

On the plus side, you can feel fully justified when you say to a sexy TSA chick at the sec...

I have a problem with street lights, and lightening strikes. I can stop a lawnmower by just not wanting it to work, I've been able to do that since I was about seven. And I can control the wind and rain a bit, of course it could all be explained away by coincidence but to imagine having superpowe...

It's not good journalism or whatever she is doing, when you feel sorry for some one issue jerk-off who wouldn't seem out of place at a NAZI political rally. Over population is the world’s problem, not just America.

The symptoms of over population are with us now, how much further can we stretch ...

Our greatest conceit is the belief that the world was created for us, yet when we are gone the world will go on for billions of years more. If an asteroid wiped out all life on earth today the rest of the universe would not even notice, we are a speck of dust with delusions of grandeur. Religion ...

Cool! I never knew America was in New Zealand, that's a wonderful explanation. Here I was thinking it was swamp gas reflecting a bolide's meteorite off the planet Venus, causing the moon to appear in the north triggering mass hallucinations and the spontaneous manifestation of weather balloons.

People in Boston must be walking around the streets pointing at random objects and screaming "BOMB, BOMB... run for your lives!" I heard that they blew up a cat last week, apparently they thought it was an incendiary device. Two cops dove for cover when it went meow and threatened to go off, fort...