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@HooniganCG 80% Medic, 20% 2Fort F2P

@StephanieLeigh1021 DOOM comes to mind...

@pokefan11796 She's a Unicorn, silly!

@MeltedGecko Yes, I get that you are attempting to troll me by consistently spelling "Please" incorrectly. I'm not an idiot. Explain why you want me to shut up and I shall. Until then, my relentless barrage of proper grammar and good-natured behavior shall not cease.

I'm gonna be honest. This is probably my least favorite song. It obviously has appeal to others, but I find it very similar to "I'll Fly Higher" in tone and rhythmic structure. However, A Long Way From Equestria was the best song I've ever heard... Ever. So that makes up!

@DeathWishSouthWales Problem is, they constantly change their names. Their IP and crap doesn't get recorded, just their username. So, when they change their name, it's like their old name was never even there.

DUDE! I didn't even get to see the actual ca- wait, I have an erection... this is good. I approve.

Star, what do you enjoy about fighting games? I never could seem to get into them.

Jerma, I have a lot to say, so here goes: I like the Red Sox as I'm a Phils fan (we both share a burning hate for the Wankees). I wonder why you are so reserved on the swearing and sex in your comms (except Grandpa, of course,) and I want to let you know my friend (loves Ipwnstar4hire) is now obs...

I really want to move to New Zealand. Isn't the economy good there, too? I think everything is practically perfect there.

I prefer rush as it requires a team effort. That feeling you get when 32 of your guys are gunning down their guys as you all run forward... It's pretty cool. I do like to play Conquest when I'm just dicking around with my friends, though.

Trivia: Katabatic is named after a wind current in Scandanvia that brings about sub-zero temperatures and brutal weather.

Would have been so much cooler with a Market Gardner. The timing was perfect. Their perspective goves you that "Oh FUCK!" feeling.

Would have been better if you put Spanish Flea as the music. Fucking LOL!

Tip for you coming from a decent soldier. Learn to quick rocket jump. I saw you do it coming out of spawn, but you completely turned around and everything. Watch some tutorials and learn to do quick, efficient jumps. It helps you get out of situations like with that Heavy.

The incredible skill of prediction and foresight. I don't think I'll ever have THAT much of it.

Holding Spacebar.... TOO DIFFICULT!!!

@szadek231 Watch the Livestreams on Twitch.TV. All he's said is "People Like ponies." That was the end of it. I guess he just doesn't care. That aside, STAR is still so awesome!

Your Hawaii loadout: Supa-Fly Shades, Ab-Showing Trunks, Swingin' Sandals. HOW U C DAMAGE?

Jerms, your speaking voice and articulation are stunning. You could very well be the next Morgan Freeman for all those Discovery Documentaries. This was a great video. I am impressed by your young wisdom. Love to my favorite (tied) subscriber! <3

I love this... SO MUCH!

Why is this stupid grin on my face?

Oh, Contrare Shibs! You should check out STAR's commentaries. He's a Market Gardening Beast!

I love Sesame Street!

Let me tell you about tabbed browsing. My first tab is a one-hour shipping site for Vasoline. My second tab is this video. My third, foreground tab is a picture of whipped cream Twilight Sparkle. God I love tabs...