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It has to be the solar storms, Elliott...Lee, please clone yourself and send her to Ohio...Joe, beards rule!

That guy...omg I'm cryin here!!! Awesome.

How about one for Santorum. It would have green carmel slime and frothy chocolate bits. Obama's could have coconuts, pineapple and would be half empty. Romney's could be filled with Boston baked beans and charred remains of everyone's hopes and dreams.

I wish you were in Ohio, bro. I need a guitarist and a super intelligent one to boot!!!

Phil!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...at least 5 more people on the Costa Concordia.

@slettholm - Everyone knows what her situation was. I just don't think it was worth pointing out. Talking smack about people just make people look bad when tragedies happen. I agree drugs do horrible things, though.

Truth is, is that the dogmatic way we expect the rest of the world to raise their children holds back a high percentage of it's kids. People won't be complaining after he is ninja kicking their fat ass kids' face in as an adult...well maybe they will be, but why did your kid become a fat ass? Ah,...

We live in a time in history when we all need each other. Gay marriage may not be part of one's religious archetype, but people don't have the same God, and if God hates the gays why does he keep making them? Marriage is a legal contract, not an assault on religion. If you separate the two, it re...

Under: Teachers, soldiers, sailers, airmen, police, firefighters, emts....

Over: politicians, athletes...

So we advocate for women's bodies because of their sexual misconduct (not speaking of rape, incest or other crimes against them) but we don't advocate for unborn children that get slaughtered and mutilated. Fuck it let's just be able to kill them until they are 18. Life might change and you may n...

Obama did what he does best, inspire hope. Now what will happen is the same thing that has been happening. The part that gave me chills was the part where he started to go all Emperor Palpatine and say that the Executive Branch was going to take over.

I can't say I know anyone who hasn't thought about what they could have done to prevent 9/11. Mark is no different I don't understand what that is all about. In other news, Newt is trash. People's dimness make me feel bad that they don't understand that everything that comes out of his mouth is c...

Motorhead: Born on the same day as me...July 20, 1975...There is no day more badass as far as I'm concerned!!!

Pretty mind melting!

Too bad you didn't use Rupert Murdoch's wife as your BAMF of the day. That smackdown was AWESOME!!

I think there should be anti-stalking laws for tabloid journalism...on the ther question, I've benn eating Peanut Butter and Blueberry Jelly all week.

No more fake stories, Phil! We already know people are stupid.

I was rocking out to Danzig at the Rock on the Range. I actually thought the rapture happened because my mind was blown!

When I was in the Navy in '95 we ate dinner with the French Navy and were given a choice of beer or wine with our dinner. I'm sure if you've noticed while you were overseas, but not a lot of people other than Americans drink as excessively as we do.

Sounds like my kind of luck. I felt like I won the lottery by getting a job with the State of Ohio. Sadly, I fear that I worked so hard to get that job to onpy find a turd sandwich still warm and steaming for lunch. Those people who failed to tjrow their money will be vomitting up their turd sand...

Stupidity knows no bounds. Thank you for showing a video about what Christianity shouldn't be. I'm so tired of these retards; probably as tired as Muslims are of al-Queda and the Taliban. These zealots speaking for God, but the words of Satan come out of their mouths.

Biggest Fail: Man blows himself away.

Biggest Douchbag: Man tries to kill small child.

I think you should just f*** off LeBron.

Those are some amazing photos. I love Down, so it makes it so much more awesome. Trudat, my friend!

Awhile back I had a girlfriend and we lost our baby about 5 months in and she had to have a DNC to have the body removed. If that would have happened I don't think that I would have been so considerate. Sorry, but I still think abortion is 100% wrong, though. It's not just a woman's body, it's...

@EmHenn11 Yes they would.

I should be the poster boy for why you shouldn't have sex in cars after 30. Finding a unique State Park to do the deed, a State Highway Patrolman pulls up behind us and flashes the high-beem into the car. Quickly getting dressed he separates us and asked if I was there under my own power. Quic...

Dude, underage drinking... seriously. We should incourage children to break the law? Douchebag of the day. I have an idea, why don't they just pass out syringes and heroin. That is so retarded. I would want my child to no be a drunken idiot.

Geez, Phil. That's depressing. I was a nerdy kid in school that everyone walked thru, but I really got in touch with myself and became much more of a human being. I don't think that you yourself have anything to worry about. Your 15 minutes of fame gets extended everytime you make a new show....

No one, and I mean no one deserves that kind of humiliation. I wish that he could have found another way to solve his problem other than killing himself. I'm sure that there are people that would have gotten over "his secret." And if they hadn't it wasn't worth keeping them around. I just wish...

The beauty of the 2nd Ammendment is the fact that we can defend ourselves against criminals that would just get the weapons illegally in the first place. Yes, crazy and or deviant people with have weapons, but.... the good guys will too. I'd rather have the guns in their hands anyway.

How in the hell do you not know what your kid looks like? Although, American treatment of heros... FAIL.