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1 week ago

The Future (Battlefield 3/Modern Warfare 3 Machinima)

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2 weeks ago

Report - 70 Percent Of All Praise Sarcastic

Is that compliment real or not? A new report tells you how to know the difference.

More coverage at: http://onion.com

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god-damn hippos the're the bears of the rivers
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2 weeks ago

2011 In Review: Nation Shocked To Find Out Elizabeth Taylor Wasn't Already Dead

As part of the 2011 Year In Review, Tucker remembers Elizabeth Taylor, Amy Winehouse, and Randy Savage. (Aired 12/9/11)

TheOnion • 33,255 views

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Fun fact: The Rapture occurred in May 2011. Only the Macho Man Randy Savage was worthy of being taken.
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2 weeks ago

Did Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She's An Insane Woman

The First Responders debate whether the media is harder on Michele Bachmann because she is a woman who is crazy. (Aired 11/1/11)

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I would vote for Acura and Ii'am not even American
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2 weeks ago

Critics Slam Obama For "Just Standing There" During Photo Op

Guests on the Onion News Network's new political-debate show "The Beltway" decide who's leading and who's bleeding in the 24-hour political battle ...

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youcutmelegoff commented:

What the tea party has to do is take all racist stupid members, combust them with liquid oxygen and throw them out the back while arranging the remaining members into a aerodynamic shape the reaction force and reduction of drag should increase their velocity.
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2 weeks ago

Witch Who Granted Beyoncé Beauty And Fame Takes Singer's First-Born Child

Moments after Beyoncé gave birth, a witch appeared in a cloud of smoke to claim the child as her payment for giving the singer fame, beauty, and ta...

TheOnion • 111,389 views

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poor Jay-Z he's got 99 problems and a witch is one.
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2 weeks ago

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - The Secret Life Trailer

Abe Lincoln was a leader, a revolutionary icon, and wait, a vampire killer? Base loosely on his life, kidding of course, this Tim Burton produced f...

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youcutmelegoff commented:

@kksiskks you could also use Winston Churchill he kept a whole lot of guns including a Tommy gun! His Bodyguard told a story when driving through a London park he thought the IRA where setting up an ambush, so he threw himself on Winston and told the driver to get out of there. Churchill was all...
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2 months ago

Pendulum - Showdown

Pendulums single released track showdown from the album 'In Silico'.

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First rule of sexy fight club: TELL EVERYBODY!
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8 months ago

Giant Octopus Eats Sharks at Aquarium

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The giant octopus is extremely common throughout the Pacific North West and they held a regular spot on display...

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youcutmelegoff commented:

you know the narrator is incorrect. He said the keepers were mistaken for thinking the octopus would keep its self safe. I would say eating the other predators is an excellent way to keep yourself safe.
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8 months ago

The 80s Were Awesome with Tim Meadows

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Tim Meadows talks about the all of the awesome things he was up in the 80s.

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youcutmelegoff commented:

@kassemir same here in the UK. Ch 4 are especially notorious for doing these kinds of programmes
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9 months ago

Enter The Dragon - Fight With O'Hara

Bruce Lee owns it up.

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FLAWLESS VICTORY

FATALITY!
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9 months ago

Hostages Trapped Inside Walmart Insisting They Never Shop At Walmart

A gunman at a Dearborn, MI Walmart is holding dozens of shoppers who say they only happened to be at the tacky megachain by coincidence.

TheOnion • 213,973 views

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@stuffzz789 I think its the idea that walmart is mainly for those of low income, so the people are worried others will think their poor
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9 months ago

Hardly Working: Maidmer

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10 months ago

Mortal Kombat: Brutal X-Ray Action Highlights

IGN sits down to interview the team of the new Mortal Kombat about the brutal new fighting system. Check out these bone breaking damage features.

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youcutmelegoff commented:

ahh not my skull I need that!
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10 months ago

Why Isn't there More F**king on this Island? (A song for LOST)

Garfunkel and Oates (Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci) sing a song for the finale of LOST asking the question everyone really wants to know. Featuri...

rikilind • 263,351 views

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@monox1de1 yeah it was a whole thing that the women would get to the 3rd trimester then their immune system would crap out and the woman and baby both die. Something to do with the islands energy fields or some such crap
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10 months ago

Hysterical bubbles! (original) - laughing baby

Get Molly's laugh as your ringtone! Text BABYLAUGHING to 69937 (MYXER) to download for just $.99!

On a lazy day I decided to try blowing bubbles ...

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11 months ago

Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-OH) Avoids Reporter's Question On Title X

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April 8, 2011

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package
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1 year ago

Fox News Guest: Muslim Brotherhood Conducting 24/7 Civilization Jihad In U.S.

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The funny thing is Jihad literally translates as "struggle". So they are stealth struggling at us? Muslims are struggling all over America? Well i am not surprised If I had to put up with ignorant rednecks I would find it a struggle as well.
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1 year ago

Mike Huckabee's Bad Week

A look back at Fox News' Mike Huckabee's terrible week, from his statements on Steve Malzberg's show that seemed to flirt with birtherism to his co...

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youcutmelegoff commented:

I want see George Washington birth certificate. I heard he was once a Brit citizen like me! what's that all about?
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1 year ago

BREAKING: Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language

Full coverage tonight at 10/9c on IFC TV. Congress has deemed yelling and screaming as the nation's official mode of communication.

TheOnion • 154,797 views

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I know that if I don't see genocide in 3D I don't give a damn
1 year ago

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1 year ago

Scientist Turned Comedian

Tim's comedy blends with science. Try it in full screen HD!

Tim's other videos include PowerPoint Comedy, PowerPoint Comedy 3, and Who's Behind All...

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1 year ago

Cypress Hill How i could just kill a man

Clip de Cypress Hill How i could just kill a man

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247 people are FBI statistics
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1 year ago

Asking Inappropriate Questions | David Mitchell's SoapBox

David Mitchell's Soapbox Series 1 & 2 DVD available now @ http://amzn.to/soapboxdvd

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youcutmelegoff commented:

@greyareaRK1 Sounds like a way of asking are you a heretic/infidel
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1 year ago

Look Around You - Maths

Module 1

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youcutmelegoff commented:

3.44 I believe that mathematical shape is call a lyingly cube
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1 year ago

Supreme Court to Hear Violent Video Game Case

The U.S. Supreme Court will hear arguments Tuesday about the federal court's decision to throw out California's ban on violent games, marking the f...

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@TiVo2Go back then it was pong. It drives you mental little square tells me to KILL
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1 year ago

Source Code - Official Trailer [HD]

Release Date: 15 April 2011

Genre: Drama | Sci-Fi

Cast: Jake Gyllenhaal, Michelle Monaghan, Vera Farmiga

Director: Duncan Jones

Writer: Ben Ripley

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yeah i would put money on the guy jake "possesses" is the bomber.
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1 year ago

Gimme Pizza: Meme Overload

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I've played thousands of Violent Videogames and felt nothing. I have watched this and now want to kill everybody......KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
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1 year ago

Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven

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Stairway To Heaven (At it's best quality) with a little extra at the end... Also ...

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16635 people have a stairway to Heaven, 361 people are taking the bullet train to Hell.
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1 year ago

Dana Perino: 'Sharia Law Allows For Stoning And Spousal Abuse'

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November 9, 2010

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youcutmelegoff commented:

@mexcurmudgeon your quite right, but you cant make a law that bans or promotes it. Ether would be unconstitutional. The best thing to do is to make no legislation about it and carry on as normal.
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1 year ago

Fox News Discusses Prospects For Return To Gold Standard

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November 9, 2010

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youcutmelegoff commented:

There is more money in the Americana economy than there is actual gold in the world!! (at current gold prices) You would have to vastly increase the price of gold which would cripple the electronics industry. (gold plating is used a lot because it is non corrosive)
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1 year ago

Iron Maiden - Run to the hills 8-bit

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1 year ago

Rowdy Roddy Piper Fights Childhood Obesity

Former wrestling superstar, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper takes on childhood obesity and punches it in the face.

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I am here to kick fat kids and chew bubblegum...an I'm all outta of bubblegum
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1 year ago

Anchorman-Afternoon Delight

If you dont think this is the best song ever.....I will fight you

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123 people are getting a trident to the chest
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1 year ago

Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Think About it

There's children on the street using guns and knives

Taking drugs and each other's lives

Killing each other with knives and forks

Calling each othe...

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leave those poor monkeys alone they got problems as it is.
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1 year ago

Flight of the Conchords Ep2 Inner City Pressure

Inner city life, inner city pressure

The concrete world is starting to get ya

The city is alive, the city is expanding,

Living in the city can be d...

r8dkid • 3,286,195 views

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I love in the series how Jermaine gave Bret that Camera phone...A Camera glued to his phone
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1 year ago

Flight of the Conchords Ep 7 'Mutha Uckers'

Too many mutha uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

There's too many mutha uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

Uckin' with my shi-

Too many mutha uckas

Uckin' with my s...

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1 year ago

Fox News Schools Obama In Racial Tolerance

October 27, 2010

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when i see fox news people get on the same plane as me I get nervous.

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