About this user
Howdy! My name is Justin (for those of you slow poopheads that didn't notice my username or the giant sign). If you would like (to live), you can call me Jizzle. I was born in a hospital and spend most of my time in a kitchen. My eyes are blue, my hair is brown, and with my crazy white-kid fro', I'm about six feet tall.
I'm an obsessive drama nerd. I've been in roughly a bazillion musicals. I was the beast in "beauty and the beast," the lion in "the wizard of oz," and horton in "seussical the musical." Basically, every theatre director thinks that I'm a large animal.
I enjoy writing and music. All music is okay, but I mostly prefer Hip-Hop, Dance, and Techno, because crazy beats make it easy for me to shake my boo-tay (spelled wrong for dramatic emphasis).
I enjoy web-designing, sleeping, laughing, the color green, the number thirty-seven, and hanging out with friends. I'm not very fond of shower curtains, refrigerators, or pigs... but I do love my cat. Her name is Cupcake (I named her when I was hungry).
I believe that I am right-handed, because I can shoot a gun better that way. I am 50% French, 50% Italian, and 110% Gangsta. When it comes to making mathematical calculations, I am correct 37% of the time.
In life, I would like to achieve the goal of receiving an extra soda from a vending machine.
do I smoke? fuck no.
do I swear? fuck yes.
My weakness would be my allergies. Whenever someone tries to tickle me, I sneeze like crazy..... or well at least I fake sneeze, so that they get scared and stop. Grrrr... Leave the tickling to me. Muahaha!
My big fear is aliens...... No, I don't care if you come in peace. I will still hit you in the head with a shovel and run away like a little girl.
I have a thunderstorm fetish. Every time it rains, I moan and hump my wall.
I can't play any real instruments. I CAN, however, make an interesting noise with a tube of lipstick and some toilet paper.
I've been known for saying the following things:
☻ "I think I peed a little!"
☻ "fo shizzle my biscuit!"
☻ "I want the Diaper Genie! Where are my three wishes?"
☻ "I saw a baby in a tree. It made me giggle."
☻ "So, like I was watching this documentary, and I found out that pudding comes from a rhino's vagina."
I've been called a "tease" before. The guy who said it ended up in a gutter.
When I grow up, I would like to be a person that doesn't have Alzheimer's. Hair and teeth would be nice too.
Age
23
Hometown
Lafayette, Louisiana
Country
United States
Occupation
Actor, Performer
Companies
Cincinnati Zoo, Local Gigs
Schools
Sycamore High School, Xavier University
Interests
Theater, Acting, Singing, Computer Science, Writing, Poetry
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