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my naym is yams and i paly vidya gayms
About Me:
also
i dunno if this chick likes me
what do
something to do with me banging her in the end
Sax God says:
hmm
Does she have a house or apartment or is she in college with a dorm?
I am Jak. says:
dorm
Sax God says:
k
What kind of food does she like?
I am Jak. says:
idk
i've barely spoken to her
Sax God says:
THIS IS ESSENTIAL
I am Jak. says:
but our eyes have met many of times.
Sax God says:
TAKE A GUESS
I am Jak. says:
idk
whatever is good
we're both culinary majors
Sax God says:
k
That's good
I am Jak. says:
also
g6 live sounds AWESOME when you're high
Sax God says:
lololol
OH
I am Jak. says:
okay
back to girl'
Sax God says:
I HAVE A VID FOR YOU TO WATCH AFTERWARDS
I am Jak. says:
send me
Sax God says:
http://www.youtube.com/watc... Shit would be awesome when high
I am Jak. says:
fuck this internet
Sax God says:
okok back to girl
Do you know any hobbies of hers?
I am Jak. says:
no
well
she likes cooking.
olol
Sax God says:
OK
I GOT IT
Ask her on a date, when she says yes, take her to her place or yours, whichever has the better kitchen. If they're the same kitchen, take her to whichever has more privacy unless you want people watching
THEN
Have an Iron Chef cookoff
I am Jak. says:
what are you talkign about
better kitchen wat
Sax God says:
Do you guys not even have like ovens or anything
I am Jak. says:
nope
well, my floor does
Sax God says:
fine
I am Jak. says:
we have a common kitchen somewhere
Sax God says:
sneak into that kitchen
I am Jak. says:
she dorms on the culinary campus
Sax God says:
have the iron chef cookoff
I am Jak. says:
lol
that'd be AWESOME
Sax God says:
loser has to do something, you decide. Then
when you two hit it off during the cookoff
say you need to go to the bathroom
I am Jak. says:
wtf
i'll lose.
Sax God says:
when you leave, go to the bathroom, cover your dick with whatever you're making
then go back, and she'll be turned on somehow
I am Jak. says:
rofl
Sax God says:
then
have her suck your dick because of the food, and it's all messy
OH
SPILL SOMETHING ON YOUR CROTCH
I am Jak. says:
I think we're done here.
Sax God says:
BUT MAKE SURE IT'S NOT HOT OR COLD
THAT WOULD BE BAD
LET ME FINISH
THEN
When she's done
you two go on one of the counters and fuck
the end.
I am Jak. says:
that sounds like a bad porno.
Sax God says:
I could make money off of it.
I am Jak. says:
lol
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